Slumber Party

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Song title
"Slumber Party"
Original Upload Date
September 22, 2020
Singer
Ken and YOHIOloid
Producer(s)
Rosencrantz (music, lyrics, illustration)
Views
300+
Links
YouTube Broadcast
Description "rockabilly dalanthan isn't real, he can't hurt y—OH NO - Let's take a step back and talk about Tempracida. What a weird nation—no real central government, just a bunch of cults duking it out over their weird God stuff. One of the most infamous groups is the Sleepless Stars, a branch of the Fate cult based in the Sleepless Forest. See, 2504 years ago, Fate put all the other Gods to sleep, and you can imagine all the wild things people have done in the names of deities who are out cold. The Sleepless Stars are pretty, uh, proud of that? Their God's the strongest. The best. Sleep is for the weak. If you visit their forest, DO NOT SLEEP. Here's Silvyr, the famous Fate Paladin, and Dalanthan, confirmed bad luck, telling you a little bit about their religion!"

Lyrics

Delegate, please sit, you must have travelled so far,
And let me say welcome to the Forest of the Sleepless Stars
Now, I’ll remind you, here, you gotta be staying up night and day

But if you don’t find that a problem, well, enjoy your stay
And mark the date
You meet with Fate
The truth awaits~
 
Uh-well-uh
Listen, everybody, there’s no need to fear,
You see, it’s Fate’s intention that we came together here
In the old pantheon, his fellow Gods were slow and weak
But then he had that problem put to rest—well, so to speak

To his old team
Fate said, “Sweet dreams!”
He reigns supreme
 
Death looms ever closer each and ev’ry day
Of course the paladin dies young, that’s always been the way
So that Fate may use our bodies for the longest time
It’s only right that we should leave the vessel in its prime

But when I’m tossed
I’ll know for the boss
It’s worth the loss
  
And so I say if your God’s a loser well then I guess it sucks to be you,
But Fate’s not a baby who could take a nap when there’s so much left to do!

Yeah, baby, the strongest force of nature, ya better believe that he’s divine
And if ya think that you can resist his will, well it’s just a matter of Time

Oh, to a man
Our tireless clan
Sticks to his plan