MESSAGE ME!

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Song title
"MESSAGE ME!"
Original Upload Date
March 6, 2025
Singer
Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
KawaiiRiceBalls (music, lyrics)
Views
2,400+
Links
YouTube Broadcast
Description "don't you wanna be a stand up guy? :) new song yaaayyy!! i won't go too into detail about what this song is about but i think it's pretty obvious anyway,, i'm quite proud of it, but i wish i could've actually sampled the substance instead of just screaming into my phone,, nonetheless i think i did a p good job, even without margaret qualley's screaming,, also i promise i'm not as neurotic as this song makes me sound, i'm just annoyed, i don't quadruple message people,, but yeah, i hope you guys enjoy the song, i worked really hard on the video too so please watch and share 🙏"

Lyrics

GROSS, OLD, FAT, DISGUSTING

Are you not ashamed of the way you act?
Don’t rub it in my face, babe, makes me mad
Another little notch on your bedside post
Another restless night, you’re a fucking joke

Think you’re hot stuff? Bet ya feel real nice
Slide in, slide out, talk-talk all night
Does your daddy like it when you talk that shit?
Do you look real pretty when you’re sucking his ****?

Typing away while I snap my gum
“So, what do you like?” “What makes you cum?”
Kick-kicking a chip off my bedside post
Another restful night, I’m a fucking joke

Message me back, reply to my snap
Flood the Rolodex, back to back to back
Wanna take a hundo like a 50 buck whore
You’re blocked, you’re chopped, and you know it

Because you’re
GROSS, OLD, FAT, DISGUSTING

Don’t you wanna be a stand-up guy?
Say, “Baby, you’re mine”
Say it three times fast,
Don’t take-a your time

Don’t make me ask again
I wanna see you crawl to me again and again

Don’t keep me waiting
Seething, and hating
Grip so tight
My phone will start breaking

Say you want me now
‘Cause I’ll remember you until your dead in the ground

Won’t you talk to me like you chatted him up?
Don’t make me cause a scene, don’t make me cause a fuss
Just say you wanna try for a little time later
Things like this will turn a lover to a hater

Wanna hear the ding, wanna hear the phone ring
Want your face to fill the screen with a sharp, loud ping
I wanna be the big shot, wanna be the star
But that’ll never happen, all the ones who want me are

GROSS, OLD, FAT, DISGUSTING
You have to CONTROL YOURSELF

But I could flip it around and covet the body
Work it out, but then the work is shoddy
Type away until my thumbs are red
Text you till I end up in your bed

What did I do to make you think
I’m not enough for you? You said you love my body
-nough for you? You said you love my body
nough for you? You said you love

Don’t you wanna be a stand-up guy?
Say, “Baby, you’re mine”
Say it three times fast,
Don’t take-a your time

Don’t make me ask again
I wanna see you crawl to me again and again

Don’t keep me waiting
Seething, and hating
Grip so tight
My phone will start breaking

Say you want me now
‘Cause I’ll remember you until your dead in the ground

Flip it around and covet the body
Work it out, but then the work is shoddy
Type away until my thumbs are red
Text you till I end up in your bed

What did I do to make you think
I’m not enough for you? You said you love my body
-nough for you? You said you love my body
-nough for you? You said you love my body

GROSS, OLD, FAT, DISGUSTING
You have to CONTROL YOURSELF