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Walkin Through A Hurricane
Song title
"Life's A Beach"
Original Upload Date
Jul.14.217
Singer
CYBER DIVA
DAINA (chorus)
Producer(s)
Steven Wagenheim (music, lyrics)
Views
2+
Links
SoundCloud Broadcast(deleted)


LyricsEdit

Life's a beach where I met Chris Christie
Some days so hard I just can't cope
Cause when I see that man a coming
I can't help thinking he's such a dope

Life's a beach where I met Chris Christie
He screwed the teachers right up their butts
I don't know why I stay in Jersey
Cause damn it all to hell that guy is nuts

Is it a sin to wish he'd vanish
Right off the face of planet earth
If I could go back to his parents
I'd beg them not to go through with his birth

Life's a beach where I met Chris Christie
Thank God he won't be living here for long
And if you wonder how I keep my sanity
Well why do you think I wrote this song
Life's a beach where I met Chris Christie

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