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| Song title | |||
| "I Can't Write Lyrics" | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| January 22, 2022 | |||
| Singer | |||
| CYBER DIVA | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Fuiya (music, lyrics) | |||
| Views | |||
| 300+ | |||
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Description
"This is my first original song. Thanks for listening. |
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Lyrics[]
I must suck at writing songs
This one rhyme took all day long
Seven syllables is hard
The next will catch you off-guard
Ha ha ha, I’m just kidding
What even rhymes with kidding?
Your dad is quite forgiving
Even though I f-cked your mom
Now this line is nine syllables long
One of my online friend’s name is Nine
Wait, those two lines didn’t rhyme along
F-ck having a consistent rhyme scheme
La la la la la la la la la la
La’s and ah’s make writing songs easy, ah ah
Put a la or ah when you can’t think of
Good lyrics, good lyrics
La la la la la la la la
One more trick is to repeat lyrics, ah ah
I wish someone would teach me how to write
Good lyrics, good lyrics
Now we get into the bridge
You see that I can’t sing
My voice sounds like if a fridge
Was drowning in a spring
“What the hell does that even mean?”
You ask but I don’t know
I’m trying to rhyme like a queen
You’re a strong tomato
They say that songs have to have a theme
I like strawberry ice cream
You can tell that I clearly can’t write
So let’s sing shittily tonight
I went up a semitone
D♭ major is the zone
C major is for losers
Oh wait that’s most of this song
The signature is 4/4
The same I V iv IV chords
In 120 BPM
Oh how creative I am
Simply mediocre melody
Chords without originality
You hate my voice, I guarantee
But worst of all, I can’t write lyrics
La la la la la la la la la la
La’s and ah’s make writing songs easy, ah ah
Put a la or ah when you can’t think of
Good lyrics, good lyrics
La la la la la la la la
One more trick is to repeat lyrics, ah ah
I wish someone would teach me how to write
Good lyrics, good lyrics
La la la la la la la la
My favorite shortcut is ctrl + c, ah ah
Sadly that’s the only way I can get
Good lyrics, good lyrics, good lyrics.