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Song title | |||
"Escalator" | |||
Original Upload Date | |||
June 1, 2019 | |||
Singer | |||
CYBER SONGMAN | |||
Producer(s) | |||
Bill White (music, lyrics)
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Views | |||
60+ (YT), 5+ (SC) | |||
Links | |||
YouTube Broadcast / SoundCloud Broadcast | |||
Description
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Lyrics
You stole my green shoes
Walked off with my booze
Don't deny it
You totaled my car
Jacked my friends at the bar
What a big hit
Oh you think I'm a joke
Only good for a poke
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few points
for glory
I nailed your best friend
spoiled how the movie ends
Okay, that's true
But you smashed my phone
Fenced my dad's methadone
So you were due
Oh you think I'm a fool
Only good for a tool
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few
points for glory
Your cat seems lost
in the purple haze
My dog's been gone
for nearly three days
I mentioned to your boss
your resume is fake
You sent my dick pic
to my mom what a snake!
You put exlax in my gin
Stabbed me in my shin
What a hateful shrew
I painted your cockatoo
and peed in your shampoo
What could I do?
Oh you think I'm a chump
Only good for a hump
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few
points for glory
and it's only monday
Oh you think I'm a joke
Only good for a poke
but then you don't know
my whole story
Oh you started a war
Now I'll even the score
and I'll add a few
points for glory