Brivalry

Song title
"Brivalry"
Original Upload Date
March 3, 2024
Singer
AKITO, ALLEN, ANRI, Ritchy, ASTERIAN and Tsurumaki Maki
Producer(s)
Arms Of Justice (music, lyrics)
Views
100+
Links
YouTube Broadcast
Description ""Brivalry" will appear on my upcoming album 'Bedazzled Royalty'. The seemingly-comedic, pseudo-Bollywood, world/bhangra track depicts twin prince brothers who fight over who gets the throne and becomes the next king of their kingdom. AKITO sings as the serious prince, ALLEN sings as the sassy prince, ANRI and Maki sing as the sassy prince's entourage, and Ritchy and ASTERIAN sing as royal guards. On the cover art, the serious prince is the prince on the right and the sassy prince is the prince on the left. It might go without saying, but just in case anyone didn't catch it the first time."

Lyrics

Oh my gosh, what even is this?
I just can't deal with this
What the hell is all of this?
Bro, you can't be serious

Ever thought your by-the-book demeanour is so last year?
I'm the only one who clearly has a golden chance here
(He's dreamy, he's handsome)
(I bet you he can be wholesome)

(He's stylish, he's flawless)
(You wonder why he's so gorgeous)
Ain't nobody gives a damn about your solemn duty
Everyone will vote for me 'cos I have all the beauty

(We got him, we love him)
(And all the ladies adore him)
(We crown him, we hail him)
(They ain't no-one who can best him)

All I want is to be
The best king the people will see
When I'm king, I will rule
And you'll end up losing your cool
Until that day, we will pursue this brivalry

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt
You don't know whatcha talkin' 'bout

Glitz and glamour doesn't pass as reasons to be royal
Father said he's chosen me since I'm mature and loyal
(The big man, the boss man)
(The do-crap-at-any-cost man)

(The brave one, the wise one)
(The way-more-smart-than-you-guys one)
Your dumb plan to outdo me will turn out really drastic
Then you'll be a laughing stock because your ass is plastic

(The coolest, the realest)
(You want a ruler who got this)
(A true don, a real G)
(And only monarch they'll all see)

All I want is to be
The best king the people will see
When I'm king, I will rule
And you'll end up losing your cool
Until that day, we will pursue this brivalry

I'm just so done with you
I hope your dreams never come true

I proved my worth and so much more
(I'm what the girls love to adore)
When I'm the king, I'll be the one
(You're way too strict, I'm super fun)

You play dumb games and make crap jokes
(At least I don't bore all the folks)
This act of yours is getting old
(You really think this kingdom's sold)

((I hate your face, I hate your guts))
((I think you're dumb, I think you're nuts))
((I know you stink, I know you suck))
((You're out of hope, you're out of luck))

((The crown is mine, I feel it's near))
((Your time is done, my time is here))
((This kingdom needs someone like me))
((And soon I'll be the king they'll see))

All I want is to be
The best king the people will see
When I'm king, I will rule
And you'll end up losing your cool
Until that day, we will pursue this brivalry