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Song title | |||
"饭圈小姐" Traditional Chinese: 飯圈小姐 Pinyin: Fànquān Xiǎojiě English: Fandom Lady | |||
Original Upload Date | |||
April 5, 2020 | |||
Singer | |||
Luo Tianyi | |||
Producer(s) | |||
Views | |||
6,100,000+ | |||
Links | |||
bilibili Broadcast | |||
Description
A parody of "Shòulóu Xiǎojie". |
Lyrics[]
Chinese | Pinyin | English |
早上好 先生您的生活实在单调 | zǎoshànghǎo xiānshēng nín de shēnghuó shízài dāndiào | Good morning, sir, your life is really quite dull |
先生没有爱豆日子难熬 | xiānshēng méiyǒu àidòu rìzi nán'áo | Sir life is hard to get through without an idol |
先生我家爱豆人非常好 | xiānshēng wǒjiā àidòu rén fēicháng hǎo | Sir my idol is a very good person |
先生负面新闻全是造谣 | xiānshēng fùmiàn xīnwén quánshì zàoyáo | Sir all the negative news about him are false rumors |
不当不立 不懂运营 | bùdāngbùlì bùdǒng yùnyíng | He owns up to mistakes, isn't corporate |
拒绝捆绑 人设坚定 | jùjué kúnbǎng rénshè jiāndìng | Refuses to be tied to another idol in marketing, has a firm persona |
从不拉踩 通稿为零 | cóngbù lācǎi tōnggǎo wéi líng | Never puts down others to make himself look good, has made zero media statements |
不翻白眼不狰狞 | bù fānbáiyǎn bù zhēngníng | Never rolls eyes, doesn't have a fierce appearance |
哥哥无辜要同情 | gēge wúgū yào tóngqíng | He is innocent you must have sympathy |
先生一起来追星 | xiānshēng yīqǐ lái zhuīxīng | Sir come stan together |
先生一起来追星 | xiānshēng yīqǐ lái zhuīxīng | Sir come stan together |
下午好 美女你家爱豆根本不火 | xiàwǔhǎo měinǚ nǐjiā àidòu gēnběn bù huǒ | Good afternoon, ma'am, your idol isn't popular at all |
美女我家爱豆举世不多 | měinǚ wǒjiā àidòu jǔshìbùduō | Ma'am my idol is one in a billion |
美女不如扔掉来投靠我 | měinǚ bùrú rēngdiào lái tóukào wǒ | Ma'am why don't you abandon your idol and come join me |
美女盛世美颜不要错过 | měinǚ shèngshìměiyán bùyào cuòguò | Ma'am don't miss out on his world-class looks |
又纯又欲 眉目含情 | yòuchúnyòuyù méimùhánqíng | He is pure yet alluring, has expressive brows |
热心公益 尊重女性 | rèxīn gōngyì zūnzhòng nǚxìng | Is passionate about the public good, respects women |
从不抄袭 玉洁冰清 | cóngbù chāoxí yùjiébīngqīng | Never plagiarizes, has a pure heart |
有会说话的眼睛 | yǒu huì shuōhuà de yǎnjing | Has eyes that can speak |
哥哥无辜要同情 | gēge wúgū yào tóngqíng | He is innocent you must have sympathy |
美女一起来追星 | měinǚ yīqǐ lái zhuīxīng | Ma'am come stan together |
美女一起来追星 | měinǚ yīqǐ lái zhuīxīng | Ma'am come stan together |
唉呀 这个小号纯属造谣 | āiyā zhě gè xiǎohào chúnshǔ zàoyáo | Ah, all this side account does is make up rumors |
不要相信黑锅爆料 | bùyào xiāngxìn hēiguō bàoliào | Don't believe scandalous sensationalist news |
都是对家阴谋残暴 | dōu shì duìjiā yīnmóu cánbào | It's all an enemy idol's vicious scheme |
千万不要被洗脑 | qiānwàn bùyào bèi xǐnǎo | You must not let it brainwash you |
都是野人在网暴 | dōu shì yěrén zài wǎngbào | It's just savages cyberbullying him |
黑粉废青看N号 | hēifěn fèiqīng kàn N hào | Malicious fans and keyboard warriors watch the Nth Rooms |
我们哥哥人很好 | wǒmen gēge rén hénhǎo | Our idol is a very good person |
别丧,别走,一个人都不能走 | Don't despair, don't go, not one person can go | |
爱豆显灵 | àidòu xiǎnlíng | Our idol appears before us |
恳请大家不要把他留给恶人 | People, please don't abandon him to the dogs | |
犹如神明 | yóurú shénmíng | Like a divine being |
这全都是我们欠他的,欠他太多了 | We owe all this to him, owe too much to him | |
跪拜舔屏 | guìbài tiǎnpíng | Kowtow down and lick the screen |
要用一辈子来赎罪的 | We must spend our entire lives atoning | |
赎罪追星 | shúzuì zhuīxīng | Atone for our sins by stanning |
不当不立 不懂运营 | bùdāngbùlì bùdǒng yùnyíng | He owns up to mistakes, isn't corporate |
拒绝捆绑 人设坚定 | jùjué kúnbǎng rénshè jiāndìng | Refuses to be tied to another idol in marketing, has a firm character archetype |
从不拉踩 通稿为零 | cóngbù lācǎi tōnggǎo wéi líng | Never puts down others to make himself look good, has made zero media statements |
不翻白眼不狰狞 | bù fānbáiyǎn bù zhēngníng | Never rolls eyes, and doesn't have a fierce appearance |
哥哥无辜要同情 | gēge wúgū yào tóngqíng | He is innocent you must have sympathy |
先生一起来追星 | xiānshēng yīqǐ lái zhuīxīng | Sir come stan together |
先生一起来追星 | xiānshēng yīqǐ lái zhuīxīng | Sir come stan together |
晚上好 | wǎnshànghǎo | Good evening |
先生举报 美女举报 | xiānshēng jǔbào měinǚ jǔbào | Sir, report; ma'am, report |
路人举报 平台举报 | lùrén jǔbào píngtái jǔbào | Random people, report; report to the platform |
这个日报 那个晚报 | zhè gè rìbào nà gè wǎnbào | This daily newspaper, that evening newspaper |
举报举报都举报 | jǔbào jǔbào dōu jǔbào | Report, report, report them all |
六十阿姨来举报 | liùshí āyí lái jǔbào | Sixty year-old aunties, come report |
法学博士来举报 | fǎxué bóshì lái jǔbào | Law professors, come report |
佛系社长来举报 | fǒxì shèzhǎng lái jǔbào | The most unbothered person ever, come report |
早上好 先生您的生活实在单调 | zǎoshànghǎo xiānshēng nín de shēnghuó shízài dāndiào | Good morning, sir, your life is really quite dull |
English translation by Perfecto Incognito
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