童貞三十歳 (Doutei Sanjussai)

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Song title
"童貞三十歳" Romaji: Doutei Sanjussai English: 30-Year-Old Virgin
Original Upload Date
February 23, 2017
Singer
Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
Nashimoto Ui (music, lyrics, illustration)
Views
80,000+ (NN), 81,000+ (YT), 1,000+ (PP)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast / piapro Broadcast
Description

Lyrics

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The following translation was made by Releska, and may only be used in accordance with the restrictions stated on his blog.

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Japanese	Romaji	English
いい歳こいたおっさん一人でブツブツしてる	ii toshi koita ossan hitori de butsubutsu shiteru	I’m middle-aged and old enough to know better, grumbling along.
聞いても無いのに言い訳重ねてドギマギしてる	kiite mo nai noni ii wake kasanete dogimagi shiteru	Nobody asked me, but I keep apologising and get embarrassed.
一発お店で抜かれてごらんと皆言うけど	ippatsu o mise de nukarete goran to mina iu kedo	Everyone tells me to pay to do it somewhere
生粋のヘタレだし金も無し	kissui no hetare dashikin mo nashi	but I’m penniless and lazy to the bone.
これでいいのか三十歳	kore de ii no ka sanjussai	Can things stay like this? I’m 30.
これでいいのだ三十歳	kore de ii no da sanjussai	Things can stay like this. I’m 30.
パパさんあんたも立派な子持ち	papasan anta mo rippa na komochi	You’re a dad now. Gee, how wonderful.
かつての仲間もぶっこんで	katsute no nakama mo bukkonde	They all threw away their old friends
いつの間にやらしけこんで	itsu no ma ni yara shikekonde	and got shacked up
気づけば周りにゃ僕一人	kizukeba mawari nya boku hitori	and before I knew it, I was all alone.
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
ヤラないまんまでチンコはもげる	yaranai manma de chinko wa mogeru	my dick will fall off, still brand new.
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
ヤレないまんまで日はまた昇る	yarenai manma de hi wa mata noboru	the sun rises again, and I still can’t do it.
街を歩けばいちゃつきカップルワラワラしてる	machi o arukeba ichatsuki kappuru warawara shiteru	When I walk the streets, flirty couples are squirming along.
揃いも揃ってこっちを指差しゲラゲラしてる	soroi mo sorotte kocchi o yubisashi geragera shiteru	Every last one of them points at me and chuckles.
笑ってくれたら笑ってくれたでそれは良いけど	warattekuretara warattekuretade sore wa ii kedo	I don’t care if you laugh,
ドン引きするのだけはやめてよね	donbiki suru no dake wa yamete yo ne	just don’t shrink away from me.
これでいいのか三十歳	kore de ii no ka sanjussai	Can things stay like this? I’m 30.
いいわけねえだろ三十歳	ii wakenee daro sanjussai	No they can’t! I’m 30.
同級生から視線が辛い	doukyuusei kara shisen ga tsurai	The gazes of my classmates are hard to bear.
いつまで経ってもこんなんで	itsu made tatte mo konnan de	No matter how much time passes, it’s the same.
マスばっかかいて逃げ込んで	masu bakka kaite nigekonde	I just jerk off and run away,
人生ミコスリ半ダッチ	jinsei mikosuri han dacchi	Life is an early finishing Dutch.
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
ヤラないまんまでチンコは腐る	yaranai manma de chinko wa kusaru	my dick will rot, still brand new.
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
ヤレないまんまで日はまた暮れる	yarenai manma de hi wa mata kureru	the sun sets again, and I still can’t do it.
ああ	aa	Ah…
これでいいのか三十歳	kore de ii no ka sanjussai	Can things stay like this? I’m 30.
これでいいのだ三十歳	kore de ii no da sanjussai	Things can stay like this. I’m 30.
上から目線の慰めお慈悲	ue kara mesen no nagusame o jihi	Looks of comfort and mercy come from above.
みっともないまま齢とって	mitto mo nai mama yowai totte	I keep getting older and I’m still a disgrace.
進展無いまま老けこんで	shinten nai mama fukekonde	I get old, having made no progress.
シコってばかりの我が人生	shikotte bakari no waga jinsei	I’m living a masturbatory life.
このまま死ねぬ	kono mama shinenu	I can’t die like this.
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
ヤラないまんまでチンコはもげる	yaranai manma de chinko wa mogeru	my dick will fall off, still brand new.
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
ヤレないまんまで日はまた昇る	yarenai manma de hi wa mata noboru	the sun rises again, and I still can’t do it.
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳	doutei sanjussai doutei sanjussai	30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
ヤレないまんまで日はまた暮れる	yarenai manma de hi wa mata kureru	the sun sets again, and I still can’t do it,
んでまた昇る	nde mata noboru	and the sun rises again.

English translation by Releska

External Links

• piapro - Lyrics
• piapro - Off vocal

Unofficial

• VocaDB
• Hatsune Miku Wiki
• Releska - Translation source