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| Song title | |||
| "理系女子は笑わない" Romaji: Rikei Joshi wa Warawanai English: The Straight-Faced Science Girl | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| October 10, 2014 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Views | |||
| 74,000+ (NN), 2,200+ (PP) | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / piapro Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (reprint) | |||
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Description
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Lyrics
| Singer | Len | Rin |
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| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| 君は理科が得意な女の子 | kimi wa rika ga tokui na onnanoko | You're a girl whose specialty is science, |
| いつも実験ばかりをしていて | itsumo jikken bakari o shite ite | always doing nothing but experiments. |
| 君は白衣が似合う女の子 | kimi wa hakui ga niau onnanoko | You're a girl whose lab coat suits perfectly, |
| いつも顕微鏡を眺めていて | itsumo kenbikyou o nagamete ite | always staring down a microscope. |
| 君は嘘が得意な女の子 | kimi wa uso ga tokui na onnanoko | You're a girl who is a good liar, |
| いつも先生をダマシ回って | itsumo sensei o damashimawatte | always sweet-talking the teachers for everything. |
| 君は孤独を愛す女の子 | kimi wa kodoku o aisu onnanoko | You're a girl who loves solitude, |
| いつも一人で空を見上げてて | itsumo hitori de sora o miagetete | always looking up at the sky. |
| 模擬テスト 五点 の僕でも | mogi tesuto goten no boku demo | I only got 5 points on the practice test, |
| 分かってるんだ | wakatteru nda | yet I know for a fact, |
| あの子はきっと 淫乱偏光フィルターだ | ano ko wa kitto inran henkou firutaa da | that girl is a lewd filter for polarized light for sure. |
| 僕のアルコールランプ燃やして | boku no arukooru ranpu moyashite | Light my alcohol lamp |
| それをマイクロピペットで分けて | sore o maikuro pipetto de wakete | and distribute it with my micropipette. |
| 僕のエバポレーター飛んでけ | boku no ebaporeetaa tondeke | Let my evaporator fly off |
| それをファラデーカップで掴んで | sore o faradee kappu de tsukande | and hold it with a Faraday cup. |
| 君の気体検知機濡らして | kimi no kitai kenchiki nurashite | Moisten your gas detector |
| それをマントルヒーターで溶かせ | sore o mantoru hiitaa de tokase | Melt it with your heating mantle |
| 君の乳鉢をもっと廻して | kimi no nyuubachi o motto mawashite | Spin your mortar some more |
| それを真空ポンプに注いで | sore o shinkuu ponpu ni sosoide | Pour it into your vacuum pump |
| それでも理系女子は笑わない | soredemo rikeijoshi wa warawanai | Yet even with that, the science girl doesn't even smile. |
| 世界で一番愛しています。 | sekai de ichiban aishite imasu. | "I love you the most in the world," |
| そんな胡散臭い事 言えない | sonna usankusai koto ienai | I can't say such a shady thing. |
| 元素記号でそれを伝えたら | gensokigou de sore o tsutaetara | If I were to communicate this using chemical formulas, |
| きっと馬鹿にされてしまうのでしょう | kitto baka ni sarete shimau no deshou | I'd most likely be called an idiot. |
| 携帯番号 教えてください | keitai bangou oshiete kudasai | "Please tell me your phone number," |
| そんな勇気も度胸もありません。 | sonna yuuki mo dokyou mo arimasen. | I don't have enough courage or guts to ask. |
| 僕を実験台にしてください | boku o jikkendai ni shite kudasai | Please put me on your lab bench. |
| （それなら今すぐ服を脱いでね） | (sore nara ima sugu fuku o nuide ne) | (In that case, take your clothes off straight away.) |
| （そんなに焦らさないでね | (sonna ni jirasanaide ne | (Don't keep me hanging on like that okay? |
| そんな照れずに | sonna terezu ni | If you're gonna get naked |
| 裸になったなら | hadaka ni natta nara | without any embarrassment, |
| 東尋坊から飛び降りて） | toujinbou kara tobiorite) | then jump off one of Toujinbou's cliffs...) |
| （今すぐに！） | (ima sugu ni!) | (...at once!) |
| 馬鹿は絶対風邪を引かないと | baka wa zettai kaze o hikanai to | "An idiot would absolutely catch a cold." |
| 誰がそんなことを決めつけた？ | dare ga sonna koto o kimetsuketa? | Who decided such a thing? |
| 冷たい波風に誘われ | tsumetai namikaze ni sasoware | Induced by cold wind and waves, |
| 鼻水が止まらないんです。 | hanamizu ga tomaranai ndesu. | my nose won't stop running. |
| 例えモルモットだと呼ばれても | tatoe morumotto da to yobarete mo | Even if I get called a guinea pig. |
| 例え実験道具になっても | tatoe jikken dougu ni natte mo | Even if I get used as a piece of experimental apparatus. |
| ここに台風が飛んできても | koko ni taifuu ga tonde kite mo | Even if a typhoon flies here. |
| 蝙蝠傘で迎えにいくから | koumorigasa de mukae ni iku kara | Because I'd still go welcome you with an umbrella. |
| それでも理系女子は振り向かない | soredemo rikei joshi wa furimukanai | Yet the science girl doesn't turn to look at me. |
| 世界に一つだけの花は | sekai ni hitotsu dake no hana wa | A single flower in the world |
| 一人 一人 違う種を持つ | hitori hitori chigau tane o motsu | alone, alone, holds a different seed. |
| その花咲かせることだけに | sono hana sakaseru koto dake ni | I hope you'll focus your utmost |
| 一生懸命になればいいと | isshoukenmei ni nareba ii to | on making that flower bloom. |
| 誰かがそう言っていたから | dareka ga sou itte ita kara | Because someone said so, |
| 僕は君に種を撒こう | boku wa kimi ni tane o makou | I'll sow you some the seeds. |
| その花を咲かせることだけに | sono hana o sakaseru koto dake ni | I'll do my utmost |
| 一生懸命になりましょう | isshoukenmei ni narimashou | to make that flower bloom. |
| 手枷を付け首輪も付けて | tekase o tsuke kubiwa mo tsukete | If I were to handcuff you, plus attach a collar to you, |
| ロープで縛って | roopu de shibatte | and tie you with a rope |
| 目隠ししたら | mekakushi shitara | and blindfold you, |
| ３回回ってワンと鳴け | sankai mawatte wan to nake | then turn around 3 times and give me a bark. |
| 僕のアルコールランプ燃やして | boku no arukooru ranpu moyashite | Light my alcohol lamp |
| それをマイクロピペットで分けて | sore o maikuro pipetto de wakete | and distribute it with my micropipette. |
| 僕のエバポレーター飛んでけ | boku no ebaporeetaa tondeke | Let my evaporator fly off |
| それをファラデーカップで掴んで | sore o faradee kappu de tsukande | and hold it with a Faraday cup. |
| ありふれた感情を抱えて | arifureta kanjou o kakaete | I've gone through these commonplace feelings |
| 地球儀と一緒に回った | chikyuugi to issho ni mawatta | while I spun around with a globe of the earth. |
| 言葉では表せないような | kotoba de wa arawasenai you na | I got smothered in a mysterious euphoria |
| 謎の幸福感に包まれた | nazo no koufukukan ni tsutsumareta | that I can't express in words. |
| 解かせ 液体窒素に塗れて | tokase ekitai chisso ni mamirete | Melt it, smearing it in liquid nitrogen, |
| その気持ちを解明させてよ | sono kimochi o kaimei sasete yo | Let me clarify that feeling. |
| 言葉では表せないのならば | kotoba dewa arawasenai no naraba | If it can't be expressed in words, |
| その心理を証明させてよ | sono shinri o shoumei sasete yo | let me prove the psychology behind it. |
| これで気体検知機濡らして | kore de kitai kenchiki nurashite | With that, I moistened my gas detector |
| それをマントルヒーターで溶かし | sore o mantoru hiitaa de tokashi | and melted it with my heating mantle, |
| そして乳鉢をもっと廻して | soshite nyuubachi o motto mawashite | and then I spun my mortar some more |
| それを真空ポンプに注いだ | sore o shinkuu ponpu ni sosoida | and poured it into my vacuum pump. |
| そしたら 理系女子は 笑ったよ。 | soshitara rikeijoshi wa waratta yo. | That's when the science girl really did smile. |
English translation by RandomAir BGM and ElectricRaichu