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| Song title | |||
| "次元跳躍シャンプーハット" Romaji: Jigen Chouyaku Shanpuu Hatto English: The Dimension-Leaping Shampoo Hat | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| August 5, 2013 | |||
| Singer | |||
| VY2 and Dr. 冠次 (CV: Ootsuki Kenji) | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Ie no Ura de Manbou ga ShinderuP (music, lyrics) Manbou no Ane (illustration) llcheesell, CatsAx (video) | |||
| Views | |||
| 190,000+ (NN), 350,000+ (YT) | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast YouTube Broadcast (reprint, subbed) | |||
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Description
"Let's go to the three-dimensional space." |
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Lyrics[]
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| 三次元に行こう。 | sanjigen ni ikou. | Let's go to the third dimension. |
| 長い研究の末完成した | nagai kenkyuu no sue kansei shita | After extensive research, I finally completed it:, |
| 次元跳躍シャンプーハット | jigen chouyaku shanpuu hatto | The dimension-leaping shampoo hat! |
| これを使えば 次元の壁は超え放題 | kore o tsukaeba jigen no kabe wa koe houdai | With this, I can cross dimensions as much as I like! |
| 二次元世界の退屈さは | nijigen sekai no taikutsusa wa | Here's what's so boring about the 2D world: |
| 突然たくさんの女の子に好かれたり | totsuzen takusan no onnanoko ni sukaretari | Tons of girls suddenly fall for you all at once, |
| 飛び抜けた才能を生まれ持ったり | tobinuketa sainou o umare mottari | Everyone is born with these incredible talents, |
| 普通すぎる日々で | futsuu sugiru hibi de | And all of that is just so normal... |
| 三次元に行こう。 | sanjigen ni ikou. | Let's go to the third dimension. |
| パンツまでつぶさに再現された | pantsu made tsubusa ni saigen sareta | With even the underwear lovingly reproduced, |
| 俺のフィギュアが売ってる | ore no figyua ga utteru | They're selling figurines of me! |
| 不特定多数が愛でてるの？ | futokutei tasuu ga medeteru no? | Just how many adore me? |
| 三次元人 気持ち悪 | sanjigenjin kimochi waru | These 3D people are disgusting! |
| そんなものに頼らずに現実で | sonna mono ni tayorazu ni genjitsu de | Even without relying on that, |
| ハーレム作れば良いのに | haaremu tsukureba ii no ni | I suppose I could make a harem, |
| 気持ち悪さにプライドを | kimochi warusa ni puraido o | But with how gross they are, |
| 感じているフシさえあるから | kanjiteiru fushi sae aru kara | My pride would never allow it... |
| 手遅れだ 三次元 | teokure da sanjigen | So it's too late, third dimension! |
| 長居はしたくない場所だ | nagai wa shitakunai basho da | I don't want to stay long here, |
| あくまで他の漫画やアニメに | akumade hoka no manga ya anime ni | So I'll go into other manga and anime |
| 混ざるための通路にしよう | mazaru tame no tsuuro ni shiyou | And mess them up instead! |
| イタズラしてやる | itazura shite yaru | Let's play some pranks! |
| スポーツものでビームを撃ったり | supootsu mono de biimu o uttari | In sports stories, I shoot lasers! |
| 時代劇でエアロビしたり | jidaigeki de aerobi shitari | In historical ones, I do aerobics! |
| 世界観クラッシャーだぜ | sekaikan kurasshaa da ze | I'm a crusher of genres! |
| 三次元に行こう。 | sanjigen ni ikou. | Let's go to the third dimension. |
| 路上で洗髪してるくらいで | rojou de senpatsu shiteru kurai de | Does something like shampooing on the street |
| 職務質問しますか？ | shokumu shitsumon shimasu ka? | Really warrant police questioning? |
| 「清潔かよ！」ってツッコんで | "seiketsu ka yo!" tte tsukkonde | "Hey, I'm clean!" I wittily reply, |
| 次のシーンでは 忘れてよ | tsugi no shiin dewa wasurete yo | So by the next scene... Forget it happened! |
| コメディーの住人にそんな対応 | komedii no juunin ni sonna taiou | Treating someone from a comedy this way, |
| 世界観クラッシャーだ | sekaikan kurassha da | You're the true crusher of genres! |
| 命はギャグで戻せるが | inochi wa gyagu de modoseru ga | Life will return to normal with gags, |
| 落としたテンポは取り戻せない | otoshita tenpo wa torimodosenai | But I'll never get back on pace... |
| 愚かなり 三次元 | orokanari sanjigen | So idiotic, third dimension! |
| 路地に隠れて街を見る | roji ni kakurete machi o miru | Hiding in an alley, I watch the town, |
| 待ち受け画面やストラップにも | machiuke gamen ya sutorappu ni mo | And from their screens to their phone straps, |
| 至る所に二次元グッズ | itarutokoro ni nijigen guzzu | 2D merchandise is everywhere; |
| よほど憧れているらしい | yohodo agogareteiru rashii | They seem to yearn for it... |
| 皆どこか退屈そうで | minna dokoka taikutsusou de | Everyone is just bored somehow, |
| ここじゃない世界探して | koko ja nai sekai sagashite | Searching for a world that's not their own... |
| もっと自分の場所を愛せばいいのに | motto jibun no basho o aiseba ii no ni | If only they loved their own world more... |
| 俺も二次元を愛してみよう | ore mo nijigen o aishite miyou | So I'll try loving the 2D world myself |
| 考えてみりゃ最高だろ？ | kangaete mirya saikou daro? | Just think about it - isn't it the best? |
| だいたいいつも奇跡起こるし | daitai itsumo kiseki okoru shi | After all, miracles are always happening, |
| 努力はカットでダイジェスト | doryoku wa katto de daijesuto | And effort can be cut down to a digest! |
| 帰って美女だらけのエレベーターに | kaette bijo darake no erebeetaa ni | I return in an elevator full of beautiful women, |
| 偶然にも閉じ込められて | guuzen ni mo tojikomerarete | And the door just so happens to shut |
| 全員とフラグ立てるか | zen'in to furagu tateru ka | Is this foreshadowing or what? |
| 画面の向こうでヨダレ垂らして | gamen no mukou de yodare tarashite | Keep drooling on the other side of the screen; |
| 見ていろよ 三次元 | miteiro yo sanjigen | Keep on lookin', third dimension! |
English translation by vgperson
External Links[]
Unofficial[]
- Hatsune Miku Wiki
- VocaDB
- vgperson - Translation source