未来程序猿之歌 (Wèilái Chéngxùyuán zhī Gē)

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Song title
"未来程序猿之歌" Traditional Chinese: 未來程序猿之歌 Pinyin: Wèilái Chéngxùyuán zhī Gē English: The Song of Future Programmer
Original Upload Date
October 26, 2012
Singer
Luo Tianyi
Producer(s)
ToriSama (lyrics, music) 伍号 (movie)
Views
80,000+
Links
Bilibili Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (reprint)
Description

Lyrics

Chinese	Pinyin	English
\Hey/×16	\Hey/×16	\Hey/x16
\手机闹铃响了<h1>半天</h1>才听到/	\shǒujī nàolíng xiǎng le <h1>bàntiān</h1> cái tīng dào/	\My phone alarm rang for <h1>a long time</h1> before I heard it/
\好想蒙头继续睡个<u>回笼觉</u>/	\hǎo xiǎng mēngtóu jìxù shuì gè <u>huílóng jiào</u>/	\I really want to cover my head and keep <u>sleeping</u>/
\昨天代码改到<i>两点</i>才睡觉/	\zuótiān dàimǎ gǎi dào <i>liǎng diǎn</i> cái shuìjiào/	\Last night I tweaked code until <i>two</i> before sleeping/
\<center>再不起床就又要迟到</center>/	\<center>zài bu qǐchuáng jiù yòu yào chídào</center>/	\<center>I'm going to be late if I stay in bed</center>/
\打开POJ每天刷题学算法/	\dǎkāi POJ měitiān shuātí xué suànfǎ/	\Go on POJ everyday to do problems and learn algorithms/
\上机题一连好几发/	\shàngjī tí yīlián hǎojǐ fā/	\So many operational questions in a row/
\编译原理计算机组成一门不能挂/	\biānyì yuánlǐ jìsuànjī zǔchéng yī mén bùnéng guà/	\Compilation principles and computer components, can't fail a single class/
\硬件也不能差/	\yìngjiàn yě bùnéng chà/	\Hardware also needs to be good enough/
\程序猿苦逼啊/	\chéngxùyuán kǔ bī a/	\Being a programmer is fucking hard/
大家好，我是乌爷		Hello everyone, I'm ToriSama
本来我想在这里给大家演示一段		I had originally planned to demonstrate a
C||C++||JAVA 程序的		C or C++ or Java program here
结果刚准备往上敲代码		But when I was ready to start typing code
突然发现我好像已经不会写了...		I suddenly discovered that I seem to no longer know how to
实在懒得再去温习一遍了		I'm really too lazy to go review it again
就写点最近刚学的sql语言吧		So I'll write some SQL that I'd just learned
select 姓名，节操 from 幻想乡 where 节操<0		select name, dignity from Gensokyo where dignity<0
节操<0的人应该不多，不会卡死才对		There shouldn't be a lot of people with dignity<0, it shouldn't freeze
好，我们运行一下		Okay, let's run it
居然卡了，幻想乡的都这么没节操么		It actually lagged, is everyone in Gensokyo without dignity?
不过乌爷给出的下载不会这样的		But the download from ToriSama won't be like this
各位请放心		Please rest assured
\家(아)人(름)带(다)我(워) 三(사랑)次(스)了(러)喔(워)/	\jiārén(areum) dài(da) wǒ(wo) sān(sarang) cì(seu) le(reo) ō(wo)/	\My family members have carried me three times already/
\哭(그)了(래)闹(너) 哭(그)了(래)把(바)我(로)闹(너)/	\kū(geu) le(rae) nào(neo) kū(geu) le(rae) bǎ(ba) wǒ(ro) nào(neo)/	\Make a mess after crying, they mess me up after I cry/
\家(아)人(름)带(다)我(워) 三(사랑)次(스)了(러)喔(워)/	\jiārén(areum) dài(da) wǒ(wo) sān(sarang) cì(seu) le(reo) ō(wo)/	\My family members have carried me three times already/
\哭(그)了(래)闹(너) 哭(그)了(래)把(바)我(로)闹(너)/	\kū(geu) le(rae) nào(neo) kū(geu) le(rae) bǎ(ba) wǒ(ro) nào(neo)/	\Make a mess after crying, they mess me up after I cry/
\即(지)刻(금)闷(부)头(터)开(갈)始(데)搞(까)基(지)搞(가)不(볼)搞(까)/	\jíkè(jigeum) mēntóu(buteo) kāishǐ(gal de) gǎojī(kkaji) gǎo(ga) bù(bol) gǎo(kka)/	\Wanna bury your head immediately and begin to have gay sex?/
搞(까)×4	gǎo(kka) ×4	Have sex x4
\编程真心累/	\biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi/	\Programming is so draining/
\学Java还有C语言和C++/	\xué Java hái yǒu C yǔyán hé C jiā jiā/	\Learning Java and C and C++/
\我(오)爸(빤)也弄(남)不死(스)它(타일)/	\wǒ(o) bà(ppa) yě nòng(nam) bùsǐ(seu) tā(tail)/	\My dad can't kill it either/
(编程真心累)	(biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi)	(Programming is so draining)
\如果没有金坷垃我要怎么种庄稼/	\rúguǒ méiyǒu jīnkēlā wǒ yào zěnme zhǒng zhuāngjià/	\How can I plant crops without Jinkela?/
\啊咧，歌词好像记错了。。。/	\a liě, gēcí hǎoxiàng jì cuòle.../	\Oh shoot, I think I remembered the wrong lyrics.../
(编程真心累)	(biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi)	(Programming is so draining)
\还有数据库逻辑混乱让人很头大/	\hái yǒu shùjùkù luójí hǔnluàn ràng rén hěn tóudà/	\Also the database's logic is confusing and it gives me a hard time/
\虚拟机一直卡/	\xūnǐ jī yīzhí kǎ/	\The virtual machine keeps lagging/
(编程真心累)	(biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi)	(Programming is so draining)
\每次实验课上机bug多的一把抓/	\měicì shíyàn kè shàng jī bug duō de yībǎzhuā/	\Every lab there's a bunch of bugs/
\想查还没法查/	\xiǎng chá hái méi fǎ chá/	\Can't check them even if I wanted/
(编程真心累)	(biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi)	(Programming is so draining)
\英文文献看不懂只好怒跪求汉化/	\yīngwén wénxiàn kàn bù dǒng zhǐhǎo nù guì qiú hànhuà/	\Can't understand English articles so I can only furiously beg for a translation/
\六级还得再刷/	\liù jí hái dé zài shuā/	\Got to keep practicing for CET6/
(编程真心累)	(biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi)	(Programming is so draining)
\大牛中学就开始又写程序又开挂/	\dà niú zhōngxué jiù kāishǐ yòu xiě chéngxù yòu kāi guà/	\The prodigies began writing programs and doing super well since middle school/
\随手拿点奖回家/	\suíshǒu ná diǎn jiǎng huí jiā/	\Casually taking awards home/
(编程真心累)	(biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi)	(Programming is so draining)
\ruby JS Ada 和Lua VB PHP/	\ruby JS Ada hé Lua VB PHP/	\Ruby, JavaScript, Ada, and Lua, Visual Basic, PHP/
\还有pathon C#/	\hái yǒu pathon C#/	\And Python, C#/
(编程真心累)	(biānchéng zhēn xīnlèi)	(Programming is so draining)
\如果不再学两门出去工作都要被/	\rúguǒ bù zài xué liǎngmén chūqù gōngzuò dōu yào bèi/	\If I don't take a couple more courses when I go work I'll be/
\别人虐成渣渣/	\biérén nüè chéng zhāzhā/	\Stomped on by the others into pulp/
\程序猿苦逼啊/	\chéngxùyuán kǔ bī a/	\Being a programmer is fucking hard/
\程序猿苦逼啊/	\chéngxùyuán kǔ bī a/	\Being a programmer is fucking hard/
\程序猿苦逼啊/	\chéngxùyuán kǔ bī a/	\Being a programmer is fucking hard/
\程序猿苦逼啊/	\chéngxùyuán kǔ bī a/	\Being a programmer is fucking hard/
\我是程序猿呀/	\wǒ shì chéngxù yuán ya/	\I am a programmer/

English translation by Perfecto Incognito

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