新幹線でひたすら席蹴られるリンちゃん (Shinkansen de Hitasura Seki Kerareru Rin-chan)

Song title
"新幹線でひたすら席蹴られるリンちゃん" Romaji: Shinkansen de Hitasura Seki Kerareru Rin-chan Official English: Rin-chan getting kicked on the bullet train
Original Upload Date
August 6, 2023
Singer
Kagamine Rin Hatsune Miku (chorus) AquesTalk Josei 1 (talking part)
Producer(s)
yukatefu (music, lyrics, video)
Views
160,000+ (NN), 7,600,000+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast
Description

Lyrics

Singer	Kagamine Rin	AquesTalk Josei 1

Japanese	Romaji	English
え、なんか	e, nanka	Eh, wait a sec,
めちゃめちゃはちゃめちゃ	mechamecha hachamecha	This is absurd and ridiculous.
けられてる	kerareteru	My seat
後ろの子供に	ushiro no kodomo ni	Is being kicked
席蹴られている	seki kerareteru	By the child sitting behind me.
一定テンポで	ittei tenpo de	They're beating out
きざむやん	kizamu yan	A constant tempo
すんごい身体に	sungoi karada ni	And it's vibrating throughout
響いてるから	hibiiteru kara	My body.
ガタガタ振動気になって	gatagata shindou ki ni natte	I'm rattling back and forth and it's bothering me,
全然弁当食べられない	zenzen bentou taberarenai	I can't eat my lunch at all,
名古屋で買ったひつまぶし	nagoya de katta hitsumabushi	The hitsumabushi bento I bought in Nagoya.
ぽろぽろ卵が	poroporo tamago ga	My scrambled eggs
こぼれてんねん	koboreten nen	Are spilling all over.
え、ちょお母さん	e, cho okaa-san	Hey, Mama,
なんか言って	nanka itte	Say something,
注意とかして	chuui toka shite	Tell your child to knock it off or something.
テトリスや	tetorisu ya	Seriously, Tetris?
あれは絶対テトリスや	are wa zettai tetorisu ya	You're definitely playing tetris,
どっからどうみても	dokkara dou mite mo	There's no mistaking it,
テトリスや	tetorisu ya	That's Tetris.
それからお前は	sore kara omae wa	And you, over there,
何をしとんの？	nani o shiton no?	What are you doing?
どうしてモノサシ	doushite monosashi	Why are you measuringー
ベースしとんの？	beesu shiton no?	Are you playing the bass?
子供とセッション	kodomo to sesshon	A jam session with the child,
息ぴったりやん	ikipittari yan	You're really in sync.
お前らなんなん	omaera nan nan	What the hell are you lot doing,
グルなんですか？	guru nan desu ka?	What are you, a guru?
笛はだめやろ	fue wa dame yaro	You can't be playing the recorder here,
さすがに楽器は絶対だめやろ	sasuga ni gakki wa zettai dame yaro	Obviously, instruments aren't allowed, yeah?
なんてったって	nante ttatte	After all,
ここ新幹線	koko shinkansen	This is the bullet train.
え、あ、車掌さん？	e, a, shashou-san?	Eh, oh, the conductor?
さすがに止めにきたんじゃなくて？	sasuga ni tome ni kitan ja nakute?	Obviously, you've come to stop them, no?
一言注意するんじゃなくて？	hitokoto chuui surun ja nakute?	You've come to warn them, no?
ボイパを始めた車掌さん？	boipa o hajimeta shashou-san?	Conductor, you've joined in on vocal percussion?
もう	mou	Oi,
なんでもありや	nan demo ari ya	Everything goes, huh.
新幹線でピアノを弾きよる	shinkansen de piano o hikiyoru	You're playing piano on the bullet train,
これが新幹線自由形？	kore ga shinkansen jiyuugata?	Is this the freestyle bullet train?
これもしかしてフラッシュモブか？	kore moshikashite furasshu mobu ka?	Is this a flash mob?
それかテレビのドッキリですか？	sore ka terebi no dokkiri desu ka?	Or one of the pranks they show on television?
そうでもないと	sou demo nai to	If that's not the case,
そうでもないと	sou demo nai to	If that's not the case,
何にも辻褄合わないじゃん！	nan ni mo tsujitsuma awanai jan!	Then nothing makes sense!
え、あ、ミクやん！	e, a, miku yan!	Eh, oh, Miku?
ここらの車両、絶対なんかおかしくて	kokora no sharyou, zettai nanka okashikute	The train car here, there's something strange going on,
一緒にここから急いで逃げよう！	issho ni koko kara isoide nigeyou!	Let's hurry and escape from here!
え、ミク・・・？	e, miku...?	Eh, Miku…?
え、もうなんなん	e, mou nan nan	Eh, what the hell's going on,
怖すぎるって	kowasugiru tte	This is terrifying!
全員敵やん	zen'in teki yan	Everyone here is my enemy,
味方はいない	mikata wa inai	There's no one on my side.
これってなにかの宗教ですか？	kore tte nanika no shuukyou desu ka?	Is this some sort of religious ceremony,
私を囲って私が神か	watashi o kakotte watashi ga kami ka	Where you all are forming a circle around me, am I God?
それなら私の名前を取って	sore nara watashi no namae o totte	Then, take my name,
東海新幹リンとかいいじゃん	oukai shinkan rin toka ii jan	Call this the Tokkaido Shinkanrin instead of the Shinkansen,
お供物はひつまぶしください	osonaemono wa hitsumabushi kudasai	Provide me with hitsumabushi as offerings,
そしてここをメッカといたす	soshite koko o mekka to itasu	And treat this place like Mecca.
なんだか	nandaka	For some reason,
楽しくなってきちゃった	tanoshiku natte kichatta	I'm starting to have some fun,
いまなら私もいける気がする	ima nara watashi mo ikeru ki ga suru	Now, I feel like I can do it too,
いっちょビートに	iccho biito ni	I'll try joining in
入ってみるか	haitte miru ka	For a beat.
みんなとセッション	minna to sesshon	I'll do one
一本かますか！	ippon kamasu ka!	Jam session with everyone!
ぽっけに入ってる	pokke ni haitteru	With the castanets
カスタネット	kasutanetto	In my pocket,
リズムを刻むよ	rizumu o kizamu yo	I'll drum out the rhythm,
今から私が	ima kara watashi ga	Now, I,
次のビートで	sugi no biito de	On the next beat,
次のビートで	tsugi no biito de	On the next beat,
それじゃあ入るよ	de sore jaa hairu yo	I'll join in,
1,2,3,4	1,2,3,4	1, 2, 3, 4
（まもなく岡山です。桃太郎線はお乗り換えです。	(mamonaku okayamadesu. momotarousen wa o norikaedesu.	(The train will soon be arriving at Okayama. Here, you can transfer trains to the Momotaro Line.
岡山を出ますと次は福山に止まります。	okayama o demasu to tsugi wa fukuyama ni tomarimasu.	The next station after Okayama will be Fukuyama.
うぃーすーんむまーんぶりーちすとっぷあんどおかやまぱーすおんじすももたろらいん	uiisuun mumaan buriichi sutoppu ando okayama paasu onji sumomotarorain	We soon momentarily stop and Okayama pass on this Momotaro Line
ぷりーすちぇんじなんとか	puriisu chienji nanto ka	Please change or something
おーかーやーまー）	o-ka-ya-ma)	O-ka-ya-ma)

English translation by Shiru

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