恋愛裁判 (Ren'ai Saiban)


Song title
"恋愛裁判" Romaji: Ren'ai Saiban Official English: Love Trial
Original Upload Date
June 10, 2014
Singer
Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
40mP (music, lyrics) ZimuinG (piano) mao (bass) [TEST] (guitar) Shobon (drums, percussion) Tama (illustration, video)
Views
4,500,000+ (NN), 54,000,000+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast YouTube Broadcast (reprint, subbed)
Description "Willingness to atone for one's sins by life in prison."

Alternate Versions

Hatsune Miku × MORE MORE JUMP! ver.

Upload date: August 26, 2021

Featuring: MORE MORE JUMP!

Producer(s): Tama (illustration)

YT

Asahi's version

Upload date: April 2, 2024

Featuring: Kazamatsuri Asahi

Producer(s): 40mP (music, lyrics)

YT

Short demonstration for Asahi's voicebank.

Lyrics

Japanese	Romaji	English
Oh! No! No! No!	Oh! No! No! No!	Oh! No! No! No!
ちょっと魔がさしたんだ	chotto ma ga sashita nda	I don't know what came over me!
そう、僕は君だけが全てさ	sou, boku wa kimi dake ga subete sa	You know you're my everything!
ねえ、情状酌量をください	nee, joujou shakuryou o kudasai	Before you take the hammer down, take my circumstances into consideration!
僕独りじゃ生きてけない	boku hitori ja ikitekenai	I can't live on without you!

Oh! Jesus!	Oh! Jesus!	Oh! Jesus!
そんな眼で見ないで	sonna me de minaide	Don't look at me like that!
もう、金輪際　心入れ替えるよ	mou, konrinzai kokoro irekaeru yo	Never again! I can change! I swear!
ねえ、だから執行猶予\で	nee, dakara shikkou yuuyo de	Show me a bit of mercy and stay my execution
一度だけ見逃して	ichido dake minogashite	Overlook my indiscretions just this once! I beg of you!

計画的な犯行のこのアリバイ工作も	keikakuteki na hankou no kono aribai kousaku mo	Having planned the perfect crime, equipped with a watertight alibi as well,
君だけは騙せない	kimi dake wa damasenai	I just can't pull the wool over your eyes, can I?
小手先の手品じゃ No! No! No!	kotesaki no tejina ja No! No! No!	Looks like a clever little sleight-of-hand isn't gonna do the trick No! No! No!

まさに恋愛裁判	masa ni ren'ai saiban	I'm about to appear at my Love Trial
君は僕にどれくらいの罪を問う？	kimi wa boku ni dore kurai no tsumi o tou?	How long is the list of charges gonna be?
最終弁論　涙の後に君から告げられた	saishuu benron namida no ato ni kimi kara tsugerareta	Delivering that verdict after my tear-filled closing remarks,
僕は「有罪(guilty)」	boku wa "Guilty"	By the power vested in you, I was "guilty"

Oh! No! No! No!	Oh! No! No! No!	Oh! No! No! No!
最悪の事態だ	saiaku no jitai da	This is the worst thing that could happen
そう、君にフラれるくらいなら	sou, kimi ni furareru kurai nara	If you're just gonna dump me just like this
ねえ、いっそ君の手で僕を	nee, isso kimi no te de boku o	Then at least let me be pushed into that dark, bottomless pit
暗闇に突き落としてよ	kurayami ni tsukiotoshite yo	by those hands of yours

Oh! Jesus!	Oh! Jesus!	Oh! Jesus!
論より証拠だ	ron yori shouko da	The proof is quite irrefutable indeed
もう、僕は取り繕わないよ	mou, boku wa toritsukurowanai yo	I can't talk my way out of this one
ねえ、ずっと君の監獄に	nee, zutto kimi no kangoku ni	Well, at least being locked in that prison of yours
閉じ込めてもいいから	tojikomete mo ii kara	isn't the worst that could happen

性格的な問題と一度だけの過ちで	seikakuteki na mondai to ichido dake no ayamachi de	Thanks to these inherent character flaws and that one-time transgression,
君はもう戻らない	kimi wa mou modoranai	I know you won't be coming back
口先の弁護じゃもう許されない	kuchisaki no bengo ja mou yurusarenai	I won't be allowed to beg and plead my way out of this one

どこが完全犯罪？	doko ga kanzen hanzai?	How can this be called a "Perfect Crime"? As for the two of us
君も僕も同じだけの悲しみを	kimi mo boku mo onaji dake no kanashimi o	The one who loved and the one who was loved,
愛した人　愛された人	aishita hito aisareta hito	both feeling the same sadness
互いを裁き合う宿命(さだめ)だから	tagai o sabakiau sadame dakara	Fated to mutually pass judgement on this togetherness of ours

有罪判決	yuuzai hanketsu	Delivering that guilty verdict,
君は僕にどれくらいの罪を問う？	kimi wa boku ni dore kurai no tsumi o tou?	what crime will you hold me responsible for?
終身刑で償う覚悟	shuushinkei de tsugunau kakugo	I'm willing to devote my whole life to you in recompense
死ぬまで君だけを守るよ	shinu made kimi dake o mamoru yo	I'll be by your side until the day I die

恋愛裁判	ren'ai saiban	The truth
君が僕に教えてくれた真実	kimi ga boku ni oshiete kureta shinjitsu	you told me at my Love Trial
偽りの涙の後で	itsuwari no namida no ato de	After crying those crocodile tears in front of me
密かに微笑んだ小悪魔	hisoka ni hohoenda koakuma	Secretly giving me that impish, little smile
そう、君も「有罪(guilty)」	sou, kimi mo "Guilty"	Hey, You're "Guilty" too!