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|image = When I Get Home My Wife is Always Playing Dead.png
|songtitle = '''"家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。"'''<br />Romaji: Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi o Shiteimasu.<br />English: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead.
|color = white; color:black
|original upload date = {{Date|2010|July|22}}
|singer = {{Singer|Hatsune Miku (VOCALOID)}}
|producer = [[HobonichiP]] (music, lyrics)
|#views = 2,500,000+ (NN), 1,300,000+ (YT), 8,600+ (PP)
|link = [https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11480547 Niconico Broadcast] / [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPb_s8HqZgY YouTube Broadcast] / [https://piapro.jp/t/bW7_ piapro Broadcast]<br />[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcP9HSa9lk4 YouTube Broadcast] <small>(reprint, subbed)</small>
|description = HobonichiP's most well-known song

A [http://asianwiki.com/When_I_Get_Home,_My_Wife_Always_Pretends_to_be_Dead live-action adaptation] based on this song has been made}}

==Lyrics==
{| style="width:100%"
|'''''Japanese'''''
|'''''Romaji'''''
|'''''English'''''
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|ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
|doa o aketara tsuma ga taoreteru
|As I open the door, I find my wife collapsed on the floor
|-
|背中に突き刺さる包丁
|senaka ni tsuki sasaru houchou
|with a kitchen knife stuck into her back
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|床は血まみれ
|yuka wa chimamire
|with the floor completely covered in blood
|-
|知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
|shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shirenai
|If a stranger saw this, he'd probably faint
|-
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|僕が落ち着いて
|boku ga ochi tsuite
|After I calm myself down, I laugh and say,
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|「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」と笑うと
|"kyou no wa souji ga taihen sou da" to warau to
|"Today's scene looks like a real pain to clean up."
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|妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
|tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku souni
|My wife, still lying face-down and looking pleased with herself,
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|クククと笑ってた
|kukuku to waratteta
|was laughing mischievously
|-
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|家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
|ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
|When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
|-
|明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
|asu wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka
|What kind of death will she have tomorrow?
|-
|予想すらできない
|yosou sura dekinai
|I dare not even guess
|-
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|ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
|aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
|One day she had an arrow pierced through her head
|-
|軍服で銃抱えてたり
|gunpuku de juuhou kakaete tari
|And another she had held a gun in a military uniform
|-
|マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
|manbou no kigurumi ga shindeta toki wa
|The one time I saw a sunfish mascot lying dead,
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|ドア閉めようかと思った
|doa shime youka to omotta
|I had the urge to close the door and leave
|-
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|後片付けも結構大変で
|atokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de
|The clean-up afterwards was always a huge pain,
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|床の血糊を洗ったり
|yuka no chinori o arattari
|having to wash the fake blood off the floor
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|矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
|ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru no wa
|Please, for the sake of everyone's sanity,
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|勘弁して欲しい
|kanben shite hoshii
|don't cook dinner with that arrow still stuck in you
|-
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|家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
|ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
|When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
|-
|ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
|chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara
|The smallest of praise only encourages her more,
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|できるだけスルーで
|dekiru dake suruu de
|so I play it cool as much as possible
|-
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|結婚前は忙しくても
|kekkon mae wa isogashikute mo
|Before we were married, no matter how busy I was,
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|彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
|kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta
|I was always happy just to see her
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|徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
|tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite
|We'd take spontaneous midnight drives
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|海見に行ったりしたのに
|umi mi ni ittari shita no ni
|and trips to the sea
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|結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
|kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi
|But after the wedding, I was promoted, had my own employees-
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|仕事がとても楽しくなった
|shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta
|<nowiki>-and my work had become a lot of fun</nowiki>
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|家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
|ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi
|Not even once did I think about how my wife felt
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|考えていなかった
|kangaete inakatta
|staying home all alone waiting for me
|-
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|家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
|ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru no wa
|When I come home, is the reason my wife pretends to be dead
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|あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
|ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka
|because she misses who we were back then? 
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|僕には分からない
|boku ni wa wakaranai
|I don't know.
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|家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
|ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
|If getting to see the theatrics of my wife, who waits for me to come home,
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|僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
|bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba
|is the way we share our love,
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|それはそれでありだろう
|sore wa sore de ari darou
|then what's wrong with that?
|-
|<br />
|-
|家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
|ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
|When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
|-
|今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
|kyou wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka
|What kind of death will she have today?
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|期待して開けるドア
|kitai shite akeru doa
|Excited, I open the door
|}
{{Translator|animeyay}}

==Notable Derivatives==
{{NotableCover
|image = When I Get Home a Stranger is Playing Dead..png
|title = [[家に帰ると知らない人死んだふりをしています。 (Ie ni Kaeru to Shiranai Hito Shinda Furi o Shiteimasu.)|When I Get Home a Stranger is Playing Dead.]]
|color = white; color:black
|singer = Hatsune Miku
|links = [http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11618123 NN]}}
{{clr}}

==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*[[EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus feat. 初音ミク (EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus feat. Hatsune Miku) (album)]]
*Vocalo Vision
*よりぬきほぼ日Pさん
*[[EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalohistory feat. 初音ミク (EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalohistory feat. Hatsune Miku) (album)|Vocalohistory]]

==External Links==
*[https://piapro.jp/t/39yN piapro] - Karaoke
*[https://piapro.jp/t/FVcg piapro] - Illustration
===Unofficial===
*[https://w.atwiki.jp/hmiku/pages/11171.html Hatsune Miku Wiki]
*{{VDB|S/378|VocaDB}}
*[http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1243817632 The original Yahoo! Answers question]
*[https://dic.nicovideo.jp/v/sm11480547 Niconicopedia]
*[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/when-i-get-home-my-wife-always-pretends-to-be-dead Know Your Meme]
*[https://utaitedb.net/S/16377 UtaiteDB]
*[[w:c:vocaloid:家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 (Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi o Shiteimasu.)|Vocaloid Wiki]]

[[Category:Japanese songs]]
[[Category:VOCALOID original songs]]
[[Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku (VOCALOID)]]
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