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| Song title | |||
| "守銭奴ライクミー" Romaji: Shusendo Raiku Mii Official English: Miser Like Me | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| January 29, 2022 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Kagamine Len | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Views | |||
| 12,000+ (NN), 160,000+ (YT) | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast | |||
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Description
A self-cover has also been uploaded. |
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Lyrics
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| Oh…レディ！ | Oh… redi! | Oh... Lady! |
| まだ貴女が失ったものをご存じではない？ | mada anata ga ushinatta mono o gozonji de wa nai? | Do you still not know what it was you lost? |
| ––教えて差し上げましょう | ––oshiete sashiagemashou | ––Why, let me tell you! |
| 守銭奴ライクミー | shusendo raikumii | Miser like me |
| （Da-va-Da-va） | (Da-va-Da-va) | (Da-va-Da-va) |
| （Da-va-Da-va） | (Da-va-Da-va) | (Da-va-Da-va) |
| はらぺこオオカミはディナーを三度逃したが | harapeko ookami wa dinaa o sando nogashita ga | The hungry wolf let her dinner slip away three times, |
| ウサギ追いかける貴女には | usagi oikakeru anata ni wa | but to you, the one chasing after the hare, |
| 四匹目の |
yonpikime no chansu | this little one's your fourth chance (opportunity). |
| ご冗談を お金はそう | gojoudan o okane wa | You must be joking. Yes, when it comes to money, |
| ないよりは上等 | sou nai yori wa joutou | any amount's better than nothing at all! |
| ひとつでも心が”欲しい”と蠢きゃいい | hitotsu demo kokoro ga ”hoshii” to ugomekya ii | Just once, I want to see you squirm as your heart cries "I want it!" |
| （Da-va-Da-va） | (Da-va-Da-va) | (Da-va-Da-va) |
| （Da-va-Da-va） | (Da-va-Da-va) | (Da-va-Da-va) |
| 繋いだこのモラルをどうしたらいい？ オーライ | tsunaida kono moraru o doushitara ii? oorai | What should we do about these complicated morals of ours? All right, |
| 引き取りましょう 変わり者もいる | hikitorimashou kawarimono mo iru | let's take them all in! Ooh, we've got some oddballs here! |
| 教科書に載せるとか huh! | kyoukasho ni noseru toka huh! | Like all those guys you see in textbooks, huh! |
| 人生のメリーゴーランド | jinsei no meriigoorando | Life is a merry-go-round, |
| 貴女は馬車馬 | anata wa bashauma | and you're a cart horse. |
| まさか？ 今日（そんなもの）スクラップにすればいい | masaka? kyou (sonna mono) sukurappu ni sureba ii | Truly? Well then, today we ought to just scrap (that old thing). |
| （無味乾燥な話題じゃ涙も乾く） | (mumi kansou na wadai ja namida mo kawaku) | (This topic is so dry even my tears'll wither away.) |
| （ドリンク付き？） | (dorinkutsuki?) | (Are drinks included?) |
| もちろん | mochiron | Of course! |
| （つまらない！ わからない！） | (tsumaranai! wakaranai!) | (So boring! I don't understand a thing!) |
| 決まりごと | kimarigoto | It's standard procedure. |
| （つまりどこ？） | (tsumari doko?) | (Alright, where do I sign?) |
| サインはここ！ | sain wa koko! | Right here! |
| 鍵付き暗号 問題なし | kagitsuki angou mondai nashi | It's locked and needs a code, no problem. |
| １１３分割それもOK | hyakujuusan bunkatsu sore mo OK | Dividing it into 1-1-3 seems OK |
| では楽しもう願いごとをさ | de wa tanoshimou negaigoto o sa | Well then, let's enjoy! Have a taste of those wishes. |
| オーライ カモン！ | oorai kamon! | All right, come on! |
| 笑いたい眠りたい | waraitai nemuritai | "I want to laugh, I want to sleep—" |
| 願い叶えるのは キャッシュ | negai kanaeru no wa kyasshu | granting wishes is what makes up my cache (cash). |
| こんな慈善事業 特別さ | konna jizen jigyou tokubetsusa | This kind of philanthropic work is special, you see! |
| 私ほどの守銭奴を知らない | watashi hodo no shusendo o shiranai | I don't know of anyone as miserly as me. |
| （お支払いは？） | (oshiharai wa?) | (Your payment?) |
| （お支払いは？） | (oshiharai wa?) | (Your payment?) |
| こんな小さな 子からだって | konna chiisana ko kara datte | Even children as young as this |
| 冗談……に聞こえるかい？ Ha-Ha-Ha | joudan……ni kikoeru kai? Ha-Ha-Ha | can crack jokes... Do you get it? Ha-Ha-Ha |
| 子豚が空にトンだって | koton ga sora ni tondatte | If piglets ever start to fly, |
| 取りっぱぐれたりゃしないのさ | torippaguretarya shinai no sa | I won't be missing my chance to grab one. |
| あの子より良い |
ano ko yori ii kaado | I've got an even better card (ace) up my sleeve than she does. |
| みんなと違う |
minna to chigau sutairu | My style (look) is set apart from the crowd. |
| 依存したい |
izon shitai boisu | People want to depend on this voice. |
| 今しかない感 | ima shikanai kan | It feels like it has to be now. |
| 消えて自分作り直して | kiete jibun tsukurinaoshite | You remade yourself before you faded away. |
| 全部貴女欲しがったんだろう | zenbu anata hoshigatta ndarou | You wanted everything, didn't you? |
| アブラカタブラのランプじゃない | aburakatabura no ranpu janai | This isn't some lamp that you rub saying "abracadabra." |
| 対価はもう––これも商売 | taika wa mou––kore mo shoubai | Your compensation's already been decided—This is how business works. |
| 値札も踊る売約済み もう皆々様お待ちかね | nefuda mo odoru baiyakuzumi mou minaminasama omachikane | The price tags on the 'SOLD' signs dance. Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've been waiting for! |
| 祈りは確か…そうジーザス | inori wa tashika… sou jiizasu | Prayers are certainly... Yes, Jesus! |
| 愛はビーナス | ai wa biinasu | Love is Venus, |
| 笑みはサーカス | emi wa saakasu | smiles are a circus. |
| 才はジー二アスに | sai wa jiiniasu ni | To a genius, talent is |
| 友・ |
tomo chansu jikan yume | friendship—chance (opportunity)—time—dreams |
| 失ったもの？ それは魂 | ushinatta mono? sore wa tamashii | What it was you lost? That'd be your soul. |
| さぁ欲しがれよ守銭奴ライクミー！ | saa hoshigare yo shusendo raikumii! | Now, flaunt your desire! Miser like me! |
| （Da-va-Da-va） | (Da-va-Da-va) | (Da-va-Da-va) |
| （Da-va-Da-va） | (Da-va-Da-va) | (Da-va-Da-va) |
| ご理解いただけましたでしょうか？ Oh | gorikai itadakemashita deshou ka? | Do I perhaps have your kind understanding? Oh |
| Da-Da-du-la-Da-Da-Da-du-la | Da-Da-du-la-Da-Da-Da-du-la | Da-Da-du-la-Da-Da-Da-du-la |
English translation by Violet