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"吃土少年" Pinyin: Chītǔ Shàonián English: Dirt-eating Boy | |||
Original Upload Date | |||
May 1, 2019 | |||
Singer | |||
Zhiyu Moke | |||
Producer(s) | |||
SineP (music) Mingqi de Zidie (lyrics) OQQ-P (lyrics, tuning, planning) Wang Ming Shang (video) A Qiu (illustration) | |||
Views | |||
160,000+ | |||
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Upload date: April 5, 2020 |
Featuring: Zhiyu Moke |
Producer(s): SineP (music), Mingqi de Zidie (lyrics), OQQ-P (lyrics, tuning, planning) |
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离计划中的下个饭点还遥遥无期 | lí jìhuà zhōng de xià gè fàn diǎn hái yáoyáowúqí | The next mealtime in my plan is still a long time coming |
我空虚的胃袋开始大声抗议 | wǒ kōngxū de wèidài kāishǐ dàshēng kàngyì | My empty stomach is already starting to make a big protest |
盯着脚下土地进行营养成份分析 | dīngzhe jiǎoxià tǔdì jìnxíng yíngyǎng chéngfèn fēnxī | Staring at the dirt, I start analysing its nutritional composition |
至少好过 试图画饼来充饥 | zhìshǎo hǎoguò shìtú huà bǐng lái chōngjī | At the very least I could, try drawing a cake to while the hunger away |
谁说男生不会把购物车塞到满溢 | shéi shuō nánshēng bùhuì bǎ gòuwù chē sāi dào mǎnyì | Who said that boys can’t shop too much? |
我的外设清单第一个不服气 | wǒ de wàishè qīngdān dìyīgè bù fúqì | My list of my peripherals would soon beg to differ |
不知什么时候才等得到降价消息 | bùzhī shénme shíhòu cái děng dé dào jiàngjià xiāoxī | Sometime when, I ended up receiving the news of the discount |
近在眼前 补款仍等待还清 | jìn zài yǎnqián bǔkuǎn réng děngdài huán qīng | They’re going to be pretty soon, but my funds still need to be refilled |
吃土少年今天也活的挺顺利 | chītǔ shàonián jīntiān yě huó de tǐng shùnlì | Today the dirt-eating boy lives his life swimmingly |
可钱包余额貌似并不同意 | kě qiánbāo yú'é màosì bìng bù tóngyì | But his wallet balance doesn’t look like it agrees |
发出了支离破碎思考后的声音 | fāchū le zhīlípòsuì sīkǎo hòu de shēngyīn | He finally says some words, as he expresses his incomprehensible thoughts[1] |
吃不上饭和剁手有什么关系 | chībùshàng fàn hé duòshǒu yǒu shénme guānxì | “But what does online shopping have anything to do with being so poor I can’t eat?” |
又到了月底恩格尔系数创了新低 | yòu dào le yuèdǐ ēngé'ěr xìshù chuàng le xīndī | As we reach the end of the month, the Engel’s coefficient drops to a new low |
揉着额角慌张地比对着账单明细 | róu zhe éjiǎo huāngzhāng de bǐduì zhe zhàngdān míngxì | Kneading my temples, I confusedly compare the details on my bills |
幸好投稿撸码养得活自己 | xìnghǎo tóugǎo lū mǎ yǎng dé huó zìjǐ | It’s a good thing that I can make a living from uploading and writing code |
不然说不定哪天会买不起主机 | bùrán shuōbudìng nǎ tiān huì mǎi bù qǐ zhǔjī | Otherwise there might be a day when I couldn’t afford the mainframe |
转眼又到了罪大恶极的双十一 | zhuǎnyǎn yòu dào le zuìdà'èjí de shuāng shíyī | Before I knew it, here comes the reprehensible November 11th[2] |
种完的那么多草都可望而不可即 | zhòng wán de nàme duō cǎo dōu kěwàng ér bù kějí | Those many fields of grass I’ve planted are now in sight but unattainable |
日常羡慕家里有矿的隔壁 | rìcháng xiànmù jiā li yǒu kuàng de gébì | How I envy the neighbouring family who have mined themselves some coin[3] |
我要为自己喜欢什么不需要犹豫而努力 | wǒ yào wèi zìjǐ xǐhuān shénme bù xūyào yóuyù ér nǔlì | I, too, want to be free of hesitation or work when indulging in my hobbies |
要说支出大项怎么能少得了游戏 | yào shuō zhīchū dà xiàng zěnme néng shǎo déliǎo yóuxì | When expending funds for a main item, there’s no way I could leave my video games out |
蒸汽这个单词有两个意义 | zhēngqì zhège dāncí yǒu liǎng gè yìyì | You’ll find that this word, Steam, has two meanings behind it |
即便嘴上对爆率和运营表示嫌弃 | jíbiàn zuǐ shàng duì bàolǜ hé yùnyíng biǎoshì xiánqì | Even though I talk a lot of crap about drop rate and business model |
再氪一单 十连单抽出奇迹 | zài kè yī dān shí lián dān chōuchū qíjī | I’m buying one more microtransaction, one unto a streak of ten in hopes of extracting a miracle |
创作投稿是吃土生活的娱乐途径 | chuàngzuò tóugǎo shì chītǔ shēnghuó de yúlè tújìng | Creating content is the means to amuse yourself when living the dirt-eating life |
审核一过马上严肃坐直身体 | shěnhé yīguò mǎshàng yánsù zuò zhí shēntǐ | But as I look over briefly, the solemnness is enough to make me sit up with alarm |
盯着播放评论弹幕首页疯狂刷新 | dīngzhe bòfàng pínglùn dànmù shǒuyè fēngkuáng shuā xīn | Staring at the view count and comments, I frantically refresh the homepage |
硬币收藏 点赞千万别客气 | yìngbì shōucáng diǎn zàn qiānwàn bié kèqì | Please don’t be shy in giving me BiliBili coin[4] and faving |
吃土少年今天也活的挺顺利 | chītǔ shàonián jīntiān yě huó de tǐng shùnlì | Today the dirt-eating boy lives his life swimmingly |
至少存款和血条都没归零 | zhìshǎo cúnkuǎn hé xuètiáo dōu méi guī líng | At the very least his balance and HP haven’t dropped to zero |
年轻人劝你别碰不该碰的东西 | niánqīng rén quàn nǐ bié pèng bù gāi pèng de dōngxī | Young one, I’ll advise you not to touch anything that shouldn’t be touched |
烧钱的坑每个都深不见底 | shāo qián de kēng měi gè dōu shēnbùjiàndǐ | There are many traps just waiting to take your money away, and once you’re in, you can’t crawl back out[5] |
塑料小人奇装异服和画面截图器 | sùliào xiǎo rén qízhuāngyìfú hé huàmiàn jiétú qì | Tiny plastic men, bizarre clothing and picture screencap device[6] |
小型发热装置暖耳罩还有打字工具 | xiǎoxíng fārè zhuāngzhì nuǎn ěr zhào hái yǒu dǎzì gōngjù | Miniature heat-emitting device, warm earmuffs and typing tool[7] |
多想每天都蹲在家拆快递 | duō xiǎng měitiān dōu dūn zàijiā chāi kuàidì | I wish I could crouch at home every day to unbox the express deliveries |
就算为了这种梦想我也不能放弃 | jiùsuàn wèile zhè zhǒng mèngxiǎng wǒ yě bùnéng fàngqì | I’m not going to give up even if it’s for the sake of a dream like this |
钱花不出去怎么有赚回来的动力 | qián huā bu chūqù zěnme yǒu zhuàn huílái de dònglì | If I don’t spend my money then how will I be motivated to earn it? |
跟吃饱了才有心思减肥是一个道理 | gēn chī bǎo le cái yǒu xīnsī jiǎnféi shì yīgè dàolǐ | It’s the same logic as being motivated to lose weight only when you’ve eaten well |
我在一步一步向理想靠近 | wǒ zài yībù yībù xiàng lǐxiǎng kàojìn | Step by step, I am getting a little closer to my dreams |
说不定哪天就能和现在仰视的大佬看齐 | shuōbudìng nǎ tiān jiù néng hé xiànzài yǎngshì de dàlǎo kànqí | Who knows, maybe I’ll even be like one of those big shots I look up to? |
虽说吃土时总会忍不住抱怨几句 | suīshuō chītǔ shí zǒng huì rěnbùzhù bàoyuàn jǐ jù | Even though it’s known that you can’t help but grumble and complain when living the dirt-eating life |
其实收到期待的东西后比谁都开心 | qíshí shōu dào qídài de dōngxī hòu bǐ shéi dōu kāixīn | The truth is I can’t help but be the happiest person in the world when I’ve finally gotten something I was looking forward to |
能得到却错过了 多可惜 | néng dédào què cuòguò le duō kěxí | To have something in reach but ending up missing it, would be very regrettable |
我只想让每笔钱都用的更有意义 | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng ràng měi bǐ qián dōu yòng de gèng yǒu yìyì | I only want to spend my money on things with a little more meaning |
钱花不出去怎么有赚回来的动力 | qián huā bu chūqù zěnme yǒu zhuàn huílái de dònglì | If I don’t spend my money then how will I be motivated to earn it? |
跟吃饱了才有心思减肥是一个道理 | gēn chī bǎo le cái yǒu xīnsī jiǎnféi shì yī gè dàolǐ | It’s the same logic as being motivated to lose weight only when you’ve eaten well |
就算现在日子过得不容易 | jiùsuàn xiànzài rìzi guò dé bù róngyì | So what if today isn’t going too well? |
努力下去梦想总有天是能实现的我坚信 | nǔlì xiàqù mèngxiǎng zǒngyǒu tiān shì néng shíxiàn de wǒ jiānxìn | I’ll keep going at it, and eventually my dreams will come to fruition, that’s what I truly believe |
English translation by CoolMikeHatsune22
Translation Notes
- ↑ This line is in reference to the Japanese meme “支離滅裂な思考発言”, which means, ‘to express incomprehensible/gibberish thoughts’
- ↑ November 11th is Chinese Single’s Day. Also the biggest annual retail sales day for China.
- ↑ 挖矿 refers to bitcoin mining.
- ↑ 硬币 ‘BiliBili coin’ is a virtual currency in BiliBili that you can give to content creators to show appreciation.
- ↑ 入坑, lit. ‘to (willingly) enter a (trap)hole’, is slang for ‘to become fixated’, ‘to become addicted to something’.
- ↑ These are oblique words for ‘action figure’, ‘cosplay attire’, and ‘SLR camera’
- ↑ ‘Video card’, ‘earphones’, and ‘keyboard’
External Links
- Lyrics
- NetEase Music - Instrumental
- NetEase Music - Instrumental, key -4