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Song title
"人類猫化計画"
Romaji: Jinrui Nekoka Keikaku
English: Plan to Catify the Human Race
Original Upload Date
Oct.30.2021
Singer
Kagamine Len
Producer(s)
Syumaccya (music, lyrics)
MURAKIN (photography)
Views
1,300+ (NN), 200+ (PP), 300+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / piapro Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast


Lyrics

Japanese Romaji English
どこかどこかの人が考えた計画 dokoka dokoka no hito ga kangaeta keikaku Somewhere, someone thought up a plan.
それは全ての人を猫にする事だったんだ sore wa subete no hito o neko ni suru koto datta n da It was to turn every person into a cat.
なぜか分からないけど、計画は進んでた naze ka wakaranai kedo, keikaku wa susundeta I don't know why, but the plan progressed,
絶対に成功させると猫神に誓って zettai ni seikō saseru to nekogami ni chikatte vowing to the cat-god that they would absolutely make the plan succeed.
いつか猫になりたい そう思う事あるでしょう itsuka neko ni naritai sō omou koto aru deshō Haven't you ever thought, "I'd like to be a cat someday"?
だからこの計画を、そう人類猫化計画 dakara kono keikaku o, sō jinrui nekoka keikaku So follow this plan, yes, the plan to catify the human race.

皆、猫になりたい なら、猫にしちゃおう mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni shichaō Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's turn ourselves into cats.
きっと世界平和だ にゃんて素敵なんだ kitto sekaiheiwa da nyante suteki na n da There'll be world peace for sure. How pawsome would that be![1]
皆、猫になりたい なら、猫になろうよ mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni narō yo Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's become cats.
きっとみんな丸まって 人類猫化計画 kitto minna marumatte jinrui nekoka keikaku Surely everyone will curl up like a ball in the plan to catify the human race.

その1 猫になれば 自由に生きていける sono ichi neko ni nareba jiyū ni ikite ikeru Point 1: If we become a cats, we can live in freedom.[2]
その2 ふわふわでもこもこになれちゃうんだ sono ni fuwafuwa de mokomoko ni narechau n da Point 2: We can be all soft and fluffy.
その3 可愛すぎる猫耳もしっぽも手に入る sono san kawaisugiru nekomimi mo shippo mo te ni hairu Point 3: We'll get super-cute cat ears and tails.
これは猫になるしかないでしょう kore wa neko ni naru shika nai deshō The only way for this is to become cats.
猫神様が言った人々を猫に変えよっと nekogami-sama ga itta hitobito o neko ni kaeyotto The cat god said, "I'll change the people into cats."
だからこの計画を、そう人類猫化計画 dakara kono keikaku o, sō jinrui nekoka keikaku So follow this plan, yes, the plan to catify the human race.

皆、猫になりたい なら、猫にしちゃおう mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni shichaō Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's turn ourselves into cats.
きっと世界平和だ にゃんて素敵なんだ kitto sekaiheiwa da nyante suteki na n da There'll be world peace for sure. How pawsome would that be!
皆、猫になりたい なら、猫になろうよ mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni narō yo Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's become cats.
きっとみんなこたつで 猫ろんでいた kitto minna kotatsu de nekoronde ita Surely everyone will catnap by the heater.[3]

皆、猫になりたい なら、猫にしちゃおう mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni shichaō Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's turn ourselves into cats.
きっと世界平和だ にゃんて素敵なんだ kitto sekaiheiwa da nyante suteki na n da There'll be world peace for sure. How pawsome would that be!
皆、猫になりたい なら、猫になろうよ mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni narō yo Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's become cats.
きっとみんな丸まって 人類猫化計画 kitto minna marumatte jinrui nekoka keikaku Surely everyone will curl up like a ball in the plan to catify the human race.

English translation by ElectricRaichu

Notes

  1. なんて nante "how [much] ..." is misspelled nyante to make it sound like a stereotypical cat meow.
  2. The video displays the following questionnaire:
    1. 自由に生きたい はい いいえ
    1. Jiyū ni ikitai hai iie
    1. Do you want to live in freedom? yes no
    2. ふわふわでもこもこになりたい はい いいえ
    2. Fuwafuwa de mokomoko ni naritai hai iie
    2. Do you want to be soft and fluffy? yes no
    3. 可愛すぎる猫耳もしっぽも手に入れたい はい いいえ
    3. Kawaisugiru nekomimi mo shippo mo te ni iretai hai iie
    3. Do you want to get super-cute cat ears and tail? yes no
  3. Literally, "lie down at the kotatsu". A kotatsu is a low table over a heat source. The word nekorobu "lie down" is misspelled using the word 猫 neko "cat".

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