一触即発☆禅ガール (Isshoku Sokuhatsu☆Zen Girl)

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Song title
"一触即発☆禅ガール" Romaji: Isshoku Sokuhatsu☆Zen Gaaru English: Dangerous Situation☆Zen Girl Official English: Simmering ZEN Girl
Original Upload Date
July 12, 2013
Singer
Hatsune Miku and GUMI
Producer(s)
rerulili (music, lyrics) Ichinose Yukino (illustration) Makino Sena (video) KagomeP (mastering)
Views
2,600,000+ (NN), 11,000,000+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast
Description "Song of an enlightened girl."

Lyrics

Main	Miku	GUMI

Japanese	Romaji	English
地獄型人間動物園	jigokugata ningen dōbutsuen	A human zoo of hell
その檻の中で今日もひとり	sono ori no naka de kyō mo hitori	I’m alone today, too, within that cage
電子回路の渦にだらしなく	denshi kairo no uzu ni darashi naku	Acting slovenly within
飲み込まれてく	nomikomareteku	a whirlpool of electronic circuits

偽りの ID でパスして	itsuwari no ID de pasu shite	Passing through with a fake ID
さあ密林で財宝探し	sā mitsurinde zaihou sagashi	Come, let’s search for treasure, treasure
思考回路はいつの間にか	shikō kairo wa itsu no mani ka	My train of thought reaches a halt
停止してしまってる	teishi shite shimatteru	I’m getting swallowed before I realize it

膝抱えて　しゃがみこんだ　私の肩そっと叩く	hizakakaete shagamikonda watashi no kata sotto tataku	You should’ve hit my shoulder as I sat with my feet up
はずだった貴方はもう　遠い空に消えていった	hazu datta anata wa mō tōi sora ni kiete itta	but you’d already disappeared into the distant sky
空回りの無限ループ　1度全部リセットして	karamawari no mugen rūpu ichido zenbu risetto shite	An infinite loop off fruitless effort, reset everything once
強くて　ニューゲームを　始めましょう	tsuyokute nyū gēmu o hajimemashou	Strongly, let’s start a new game!

ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
両手を合わせて　悟りを開いて　Yeah Yeah	ryōte o awasete satori o hiraite Yeah yeah	Join both hands and attain enlightenment, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara	Shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
煩悩覚醒　上限開放　Yeah Yeah	bonnō kakusei jōgen kaihō Yeah yeah	your worldly desires will awaken, throwing open the limits, Yeah Yeah
もっと奥まで感じて	motto oku made kanjite	Feel it even deeper inside
一触即発☆禅ガール　（はっ！）	Isshoku sokuhatsu zen gāru (haa!)	Explosive Situation☆Zen Girl (Ha!)

地獄型人間動物園	jigokugata ningen dōbutsuen	A human zoo of hell
勇気を出して外へ飛び出した	yūki o dashite soto e tobidashita	I gathered my courage and jumped outside
武器や　防具は　ちゃんと装備しないと	buki ya bōgu wa chanto sōbi shinai to	but without being equipped with the proper weapons and armor,
効果がないよ	kōka ga nai yo	it doesn’t work

脳ショウが飛び出したガールが	nōshō ga tobidashita gāru ga	The girl whose spinal fluid flew out
仲間になりたそうにこっちを見ている	nakama ni narita sō ni kocchi o mite iru	is looking over here like she wants to be my friend
話を聞くところによると	hanashi o kiku tokoro ni yoru to	According to what I’d heard,
家出してきたらしい	iede shite kita rashii	it seems like she’d left home

東京特許許可局局長	tōkyō tokkyo kyoka kyoku kyokuchō	Tokyo, patent, permission, department, office chief
オリコン狙いで　アイドル育成	orikon nerai de aidoru ikusei	Idol training aiming for the Oricon
そういえば　ちょっと　小腹も空いたし	sō ieba chotto kobara mo suitashi	Now that you mention it, I’m a bit hungry
銀座でスウィーツを食べましょう	ginza de suwītsu o tabemashou	Let’s eat sweets at Ginza

ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
憲法改正　情報拡散　Yeah Yeah	kenpō kaisei jōhō kakusan Yeah Yeah	Constitutional reform, information spread, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara	shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
重力反転　月面着陸　Yeah Yeah	jūryoku hanten getsumen chakuriku Yeah Yeah	gravity inversion, moon landing, Yeah Yeah
もっと中まで入って	motto naka made haitte	Enter me even deeper
一触即発☆禅ガール　（はっ！）	isshoku sokuhatsu zen gāru (haa!)	Explosive Situation☆Zen Girl (Ha!)

(おかけになった電話は	(okake ni natta denwa wa	(The phone you have dialed
電波の届かない場所にあるか	denpa no todokanai basho ni aru ka	is in a place with no reception,
電源が入っていないか	dengen ga haitte inai ka	has no battery
あなたとお話したくないため	anata to ohanashi shitaku nai tame	or in terms of not wanting to talk to you
かかりません)	kakarimasen)	is not concerned.)

この世はそう諸行無常　在るが儘(まま)に委ねたらば	kono yo wa sō shogyōmujō aru ga mama ni yudanetaraba	All worldly things are transitory, if you abandon yourself to it,
ひとつになりやがて消えて　無に還るは夢の如(ごと)し	hitotsu ni nariyagate kiete mu ni kaeru wa yume no gotoshi	you’ll become one and disappear, returning to nothingness is the same as a dream
所詮叶わぬ願いなら　一思いにリセットして	shosen kanawanu negai nara hitoomoi ni risetto shite	After all, if your wish won’t be granted, just instantly reset it
強くて　ニューゲームを　始めましょう	tsuyokute nyū gēmu o hajimemashou	Strongly, let’s start a new game!

ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
両手を合わせて　悟りを開いて　Yeah Yeah	ryōte o awasete satori o hiraite Yeah yeah	Join both hands and attain enlightenment, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara	Shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
煩悩覚醒　上限開放　Yeah Yeah	bonnō kakusei jōgen kaihō Yeah yeah	your worldly desires will awaken, throwing open the limits, Yeah Yeah
もっと奥まで感じて	motto hageshiku kosutte	Rub even more violently

ドコドコドコドコ　太鼓のリズムに任せて	dokodokodokodoko taiko no rizumu ni makasete	Doko doko doko doko, leave it to the rhythm of the drum
憲法改正　情報拡散　Yeah Yeah	kenpō kaisei jōhō kakusan Yeah Yeah	Constitutional reform, information spread, Yeah Yeah
シャバドゥビ　シャバドゥバ　 Jazzy にアドリブかけたら	shabadubi shabaduba Jazzy ni adoribu kaketara	Shabadubi, shabaduba, if you Jazzily ad-lib it,
重力反転　月面着陸　Yeah Yeah	jūryoku hanten getsumen chakuriku Yeah Yeah	gravity inversion, moon landing, Yeah Yeah
もっと中まで入って	motto naka made haitte	Enter me even deeper

一触即発☆禅ガール　（はっ！）	isshoku sokuhatsu zen gāru (haa!)	Explosive Situation☆Zen Girl (Ha!)