ハッピーヒロインスナイパー (Happy Heroine Sniper)

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Song title
"ハッピーヒロインスナイパー" Romaji: Happii Hiroin Sunaipaa English: Happy Heroine Sniper
Original Upload Date
February 22, 2016
Singer
GUMI and Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
Ankoku DouwaP (music, lyrics) 友人Ⅰ (illustration)
Views
880,000+ (NN), 1,200,000+ (YT), 2,100+ (PP)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast / piapro Broadcast (deleted) YouTube Broadcast (reprint, subbed)
Description "Hello, we're Georgine-P and Tomodachi I, together we turned a fairytale dark. 「Happiness」has nothing to do with the intentions of the person who receives it, and similarly, or possible leads to birth of further misfortune. The world is made up of this kind of algorithm. In other words, flawless happy endings such as the ones seen in fairytales begin with millions and millions of misfortunes, and that is what they're composed of. Following this train of thought, it may so be that if you eliminate a flawless happy ending, those millions and millions of misfortunes will vanish. This is called「the Balancing of Happiness」, and so, 「The Go-Between of Happiness」loads their gun with bullets in order to carry out their duty." A prequel, 調停者エピソード0 (Chouteisha Episode 0), and a sequel, ハッピーヒーローマシンガン (Happy Hero Machine Gun), were later released.

Lyrics

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The following translation was made by Magenetra, and may only be used in accordance with the restrictions stated on their tumblr.

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Japanese	Romaji	English
遠い国からやってきました。	tooi kuni kara yatte kimashita.	I arrived from a land far, far away.
幸せ絶頂で幕を閉じよう	shiawase zecchou de maku o tojiyou	I wonder where in the world could she be—
どする女は一体どこですか？	dosuru onna wa ittai doko desu ka?	the woman who's trying to bring the curtain down at the peak of her happiness.
遠い日々を待ちわびました。	tooi hibi o machiwabimashita.	I had been waiting impatiently for those now distant days.
「幸せ・末永く？」	"shiawase suenagaku?"	“Will this happiness last forever?”
あぁ哀れなキチガイ女は一体どこですか？	aa aware na kichigai onna wa ittai doko desu ka?	Aah— where in the world could that poor, poor madwoman be?
何も恐れるな、	nani mo osoreru na,	There’s nothing to fear,
泥で創った造形玩具の紐をほどいて	doro de tsukutta zoukei gangu no himo o hodoite	I then molded the mud into a toy string and untied it
だらしなく顔を覆った肉はぎ	darashinaku kao o outta niku hagi	It’s nothing but a face sloppily covering bits of flesh
(たりらりらりらりらー)	(tarirarirarirariraa)	〈Tarirarirarirariraaa〉
(目標発見捕捉完了)	(mokuhyou hakken hosoku kanryou)	(Target sighted, capture complete)
(たりらりらりらりらー)	(tarirarirarirariraa)	〈Tarirarirarirariraaa〉
(幸福メーター絶頂絶好)	(koufuku meetaa zecchou zekkou)	(My happiness meter is at its ideal point)
(たりらりらりらりらー)	(tarirarirarirariraa)	〈Tarirarirarirariraaa〉
(弾倉不備無し任務遂行)	(dansou fubinashi ninmu suikou)	(No lack of ammo, executing mission)
(ロックロックロックロック　オーン)	(rokku rokku rokku rokku oon)	(Lock, lock, lock, lock on)
①シンデレラのくだり	①shinderera no kudari	Cinderella’s Passage
貴女の物語、	anata no monogatari,	Upon observing
観察してました	kansatsu shitemashita	this lady’s tale,
生立ち最悪	oitachi saiaku	her upbringing is terrible,
親類最悪	shinrui saiaku	her family is terrible,
序盤の設定最高です	joban no settei saikou desu	the setting from the beginning is the best.
十二時制限の	juuniji seigen no	Restricted to the hour of midnight,
お姫にジョブチェンジ	ohime ni jobuchenji	her job changed to that of a princess.
ドロップアイテム（ガラスの靴）拾わせたら	doroppu aitemu hirowasetara	If her item drop (glass slipper) is picked up,
ハッピーフラグは　成立です	happii furagu wa seiritsu desu	the happy flag is established
キラキラキラキラ浄化された	kirakira kirakira jouka sareta	Your sparkly, glittery, purified blood
真っ赤ッカッカその血は赤く	makkakkakka sono chi wa akaku	burning a deep red is crimson
楠んだ目玉を艶やか映す	kusunda medama o adeyaka utsusu	My darkened eyes are charmingly reflected
お前の目玉を洗う	omae no medama o arau	in your eyes that I will wash
案ずることなくやすらかに散れ	anzuru koto naku yasuraka ni chire	Fall peacefully without being nervous
案ずることなく美しく散れ	anzuru koto naku utsukushiku chire	Fall beautifully without being nervous
アイム　アイム	aimu aimu	I’m, I’m,
アイム　アイム	aimu aimu	I’m, I’m
ハッピーヒロインスナイパー	happii hiroin sunaipaa	The Happy Heroine Sniper
童話の国も、	douwa no kuni mo,	The land of children's stories
お伽の国も、	otogi no kuni mo,	and the land of fairy tales
夢も虚無も無い、	yume mo kyomu mo nai,	lack any dreams or even nothingness itself,
歌え踊れ王子がお前とシケ込みたがってるぞ	utae odore ouji ga omae to shike komitagatteru zo	the singing and dancing prince is eager to shack up with you
惚けた子ども、	toboketa kodomo,	The child plays dumb and has no doubts,
疑心を知らず、	gishin o shirazu,	becoming nothing but
成れの果てが手足の生えた家畜以下の醜いタンパク質	nare no hate ga teashi no haeta kachiku ika no minikui tanpakushitsu	ugly protein with sprouting hands and feet, not even fit to be called livestock—resulting in a wreck of its former self
どこで間違えた？	doko de machigaeta?	Where did I go wrong?
ロウで固めた転結起承を紡ぎバラして	rou de katameta tenketsu kishou o tsumugi bara shite	I tell a story and expose introduction, development, turn, and conclusion that solidified with wax
サイを振る裏も表もゾロゾロ	sai o furu ura mo omote mo zorozoro	I throw the dice continuously like a coin that flips from front to back
(たりらりらりらりらー)	(tarirarirarirariraa)	〈tarirarirarirariraaa〉
(目標発見捕捉完了)	(mokuhyou hakken hosoku kanryou)	(Target sighted, capture complete)
(たりらりらりらりらー)	(tarirarirarirariraa)	〈Tarirarirarirariraaa〉
(幸福メーター絶頂絶好)	(koufuku meetaa zecchou zekkou)	(My happiness meter is at its ideal point)
(たりらりらりらりらー)	(tarirarirarirariraa)	〈Tarirarirarirariraaa〉
(弾倉不備無し任務遂行)	(dansou fubinashi ninmu suikou)	(No lack of ammo, executing mission)
(ロックロックロックロック　オーン)	(rokku rokku rokku rokku oon)	(Lock, lock, lock, lock on)
②ラプンチェルのくだり	②rapuncheru no kudari	②Rapunzel's Passage
貴女の物語	anata no monogatari	Your tale
警報なりました	keihou narimashita	sounds off warning bells
髪の毛強調したいの分かるが	kami no ke kyouchou shitai no wakaru ga	I understand you want to emphasize your head of hair,
塔を登るにはハシゴでしょ	tou o noboru ni wa hashigo desho	but we should use ladders when climbing towers, yes?
ひょうきん白馬に	hyoukin hakuba ni	On a facetious white horse,
ちょい悪 盗賊ヒーロー	choi aku touzoku hiiroo	there's a somewhat evil robber-hero
物語を彩るキャラたち	monogatari o irodoru kyaratachi	All of the characters that color the story
原作一切でてきません	gensaku issai detekimasen	aren't in the original work at all
キラキラキラキラ浄化された	kirakira kirakira jouka sareta	Your sparkly, glittery, purified blood
真っ赤ッカッカお前の血は	makkakkakka omae no chi wa	burning a deep red is
甘い甘い甘い甘い甘い甘い甘い	amai amai amai amai amai amai amai	sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet
案ずることなくやすらかに散れ	anzuru koto naku yasuraka ni chire	Fall peacefully without being nervous
案ずることなく美しく散れ	anzuru koto naku utsukushiku chire	Fall beautifully without being nervous
アイム　アイム	aimu aimu	I'm, I'm,
アイム　アイム	aimu aimu	I'm, I'm
ハッピーヒロインスナイパー	happii hiroin sunaipaa	The Happy Heroine Sniper
ラプンチェル	rapuncheru	Rapunzel
白雪姫	shirayuki hime	Snow White
赤ずきん	akazukin	Little Red Riding Hood
親指姫	oyayubi hime	Thumbelina
オズの魔法使い	ozu no mahou tsukai	The Wizard of Oz
眠れる森の美女	nemureru mori no bijo	Sleeping Beauty
ヘンゼルとグレーテル	hanseru to greeteru	Hansel and Gretel
不思議の国のアリス	fushigi no kuni no arisu	Alice in Wonderland
かえるの王さま	kaeru no ousama	The Frog Prince
幸せだろ？	shiawase daro?	You're happy, aren't you?
幸せだろ？	shiawase daro?	You're happy, aren't you?
幸せだろ？	shiawase daro?	You're happy, aren't you?
幸せだろ？	shiawase daro?	You're happy, aren't you?
ねぇ幸せだろ？	nee shiawase daro?	Hey, you're happy, aren't you?
ねぇ幸せだろ？	nee shiawase daro?	Hey, you're happy, aren't you?
ねぇねぇねぇねぇねぇ	nee nee nee nee nee	So, so, hey, hey, hey
フラグ成立だろ？	furagu seiritsu daro?	the flag is established, is it not?
③美女と野獣のくだり	③bijo to yajuu no kudari	③Beauty and The Beast's Passage
真実の愛に触れたら	shinjitsu no ai ni furetara	If you could feel true love,
本当の姿取り戻せる	hontou no sugata torimodoseru	then he could get his real form back
貴女が本当に愛したものは	anata ga hontou ni aishita mono wa	The thing you really loved
獣の王子ではなく	kemono no ouji de wa naku	was not the beast prince, but
「お城」	"oshiro"	"this castle"
③人魚姫のくだり	③ningyo hime no kudari	③The Little Mermaid's Passage
最後の目標	saigo no mokuhyou	The final target,
おやおや貴女はバッドエンドじゃありませんか	oyaoya anata wa baddoendo ja arimasen ka	how disappointing! You have a bad end
目標修正	mokuhyou shuusei	Changing→Target
探索→発見	tansaku hakken	Searching →Discovered
通りすがりの村娘！！	toorisugari no mura musume!!	The village girl who just happened to pass by!!
改めまして私の仕事は	aratamemashite watashi no shigoto wa	Once again, my job is...
改めまして名乗りましょうか？	aratamemashite nanorimashou ka?	Shall I introduce myself once again?
アイム……	aimu……	I'm .....
アイム　ハッピー	aimu happii	I'm The Happy
ヒロインスナイパー	hiroin sunaipaa	Heroine Sniper

English translation by Summer’s End and Serene_Snowfall (Checked by Forgetfulsubs)

Discography

This song was featured on the following albums:

• 暗黒童話唄～二幕～ (Ankoku Douwa Uta ~Nimaku~) (album)

External Links

• piapro - Karaoke
• piapro - Lyrics
• Google Docs - Lyrics

Unofficial

• Hatsune Miku Wiki
• VocaDB