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| Song title | |||
| "テトリス" Romaji: Tetorisu Official English: Tetoris[1] | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| November 8, 2024 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Kasane Teto | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Views | |||
| 1,800,000+ (NN), 24,000,000+ (YT) | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast | |||
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Description
"Why did this happen to me?" |
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Lyrics
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| どうしてすぐ知ってしまうの | doushite sugu shitte shimau no | How do they find out so quickly? |
| 共振で苦しんでし罵倒 | kyoushin de kurushinde shi batou | Berated with threats like, "suffer the resonance!" |
| Q.更新で降る隕石抹消可？ | koushin de furu inseki masshouka? | Q. Is updating to delete the meteor shower permitted? |
| 悪くない | warukunai | Well, it's not wrong |
| 興味ねえ救い派手感動 | kyoumi nee sukui hade kandou | To hell with salvation, that skin-deep melodrama |
| 常備ねえ薬食べBAD | joubi nee kusuri tabe BAD | I take my orphan drugs[2]―they're BAD |
| Q.超酷えフル見た目暗号化？ | chou hidee furu mitame angouka? | Q. Could you fully encrypt the god-awful look? |
| 金による | kane ni yoru | For a price |
| 常識ねえ狂いっぱで乱闘 | joushiki nee kuruippa de rantou | Forget common sense―let the brawl run amok |
| 放置ゲーする陰キャでバンド | houchi gee suru inkya de bando | A band of loners playing idle games |
| Q.送信で苦しいダメCancelは？ | soushin de kurushii dame Cancel wa? | Q. Sending it is too painful―can I cancel? |
| 草生える | kusa haeru | Don't make me laugh[3] |
| どうしてすぐ見てしまうの | doushite sugu mite shimau no | How do they see it so quickly? |
| どうしてすぐ言ってしまうの | doushite sugu itte shimau no | Why do they speak so frankly? |
| どうしてすぐ壊れちゃうかな | doushite sugu kowarechau kana | Why do I fall apart so easily, I wonder |
| （パパラパラパラ） | (papara para para) | (Papara para para) |
| 近未来しか勝たん | kinmirai shika katan | Nothing tops the near future |
| ショッピンモールの現代コンピュー | shoppin mooru no gendai konpyuu | Today's shopping malls are online |
| shoo windou shi ka katan | It's complicity or death in the display window | |
| モンティホールの経費でピンボール | monti hooru no keihi de pinbooru | Playing pinball with Monty Hall's expenses |
| オイルマッサージ100分コース足湯付き | oiru massaaji hyappun koosu ashiyutsuki | A 100 minute oil massage, footbath included |
| 柚子を添えて | yuzu o soete | Garnish with yuzu |
| テテテテトテト テテテテトリス | te te te teto teto te te te tetorisu | Te te te Teto Teto te te te Tet-o-ris |
| どうしてこんな目に に に | doushite konna me ni ni ni | Why is this happening to me, me, me? |
| 興味がないこと本気じゃないもの全部後回しで | kyoumi ga nai koto honki janai mono zenbu atomawashi de | Putting off everything I'm neither interested in nor serious about, |
| 知ってることは知らんぷり 私は終わってる | shitteru koto wa shiranpuri watashi wa owatteru | I, feigning ignorance of what I know, am hopeless |
| 恥ずかしい過去知ってるやつらの記憶消させて | hazukashii kako shitteru yatsura no kioku kesasete | Let me erase the memories of those who know my embarrassing past |
| 迷惑かけてごめんってば ねえ誰か助けて | meiwaku kakete gomen tteba nee dareka tasukete | I've already apologized for causing trouble, okay? Please, someone save me |
| 妄信で すぐ惹かれちゃうの | moushin de sugu hikarechau no | Are they so easily swayed by blind belief? |
| 狂信で すぐ引かれちゃうの | kyoushin de sugu hikarechau no | Are they so easily drawn to blind devotion? |
| 知りたくない 知りたくない 知りたくない | shiritakunai shiritakunai shiritakunai | I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know |
| （タタラタラタラ） | (ta tara tara tara) | (Tatara tara tara) |
| もう見ねえ すぐ引かれSAD | mou minee sugu hikare SAD | I won't even look! I'm drawn in so easily―it's SAD |
| 常勤で狂いたてMAD | joukin de kuruitate MAD | I've gone insane full-time―it's MAD |
| 行きたくない 行きたくない 生きたくない | ikitakunai ikitakunai ikitakunai | I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go on living |
| ばーいばい | baai bai | Buh-bye! |
| 臨時休業 洗濯ボール | rinji kyuugyou sentaku booru | Extra holidays, laundry balls |
| ナイチンゲールの配信ゲーム | naichingeeru no haishin geemu | Nightingale's let's play |
| 名刺交換の名シーン | meishi koukan no mei shiin | That famous business card exchange scene |
| 借金ボウルでチンチロハイボール | shakkin bouru de chinchiro haibooru | Playing Cee-lo highball[4] in a bowl of debt |
| 温泉旅行3泊4日食事付き | onsen ryokou sanpaku yokka shokujitsuki | A hot-spring spree, 4 days and 3 nights, meals included |
| 早く行きてえ | hayaku ikitee | I wanna go ASAP |
| テテテテトテト | te te te teto teto | Te te te Teto Teto |
| テテテテトリス | te te te tetorisu | Te te te Tet-o-ris |
| 共感性羞恥 恥 恥 | kyoukansei shuuchi chi chi | I can't help but cringe, cringe, cringe |
| 鬱とか躁とか忙しくて眠れないわ今日も | utsu toka sou toka isogashikute nemurenai wa kyou mo | Today, too, I'm too overwhelmed by depression and mania to sleep |
| 誰か早く殴って気絶させてくれよ | dareka hayaku nagutte kizetsu sasete kure yo | Someone, please, knock me unconcious STAT |
| 人生キャンセルキャンセル界隈 | jinsei kyanseru kyanseru kaiwai | Cancel my life―I'll be in the "canceled" club |
| ぼんやりとした不安 | bon'yari to shita fuan | I feel a vague sense of dread |
| 私のせい 私が悪いよそうだよ | watashi no sei watashi ga warui yo sou da yo | It's my fault! I was wrong! I get it! |
| 興味が出ても本気でやっても全部空回りで | kyoumi ga dete mo honki de yatte mo zenbu karamawari de | No matter how much I care or how serious I am, it's all in vain, |
| 知らないくせに嘘つき 私は終わってる | shiranai kuse ni usotsuki watashi wa owatteru | and even when I truly don't know, I'm called a liar! I'm finished |
| 恥ずかしい過去知ってるやつらの記憶消させて | hazukashii kako shitteru yatsura no kioku kesasete | Let me erase the memories of those who know my embarrassing past |
| 迷惑かけてごめんってば | meiwaku kakete gomen tteba | I've already apologized for causing trouble, okay? |
| ねえ誰か助けて | nee dareka tasukete | Please, someone save me |
| 迷惑かけてごめんってば | meiwaku kakete gomen tteba | I've already apologized for causing trouble! Okay?! |
| ねえ誰か許して | nee dareka yurushite | Please, someone, forgive me! |
English translation by Bedrose
Translation Notes
- ↑ The title of the song and the melody of its chorus are references to the game Tetris. The title is also a play on Teto's name, as the Japanese spelling of Tetris is テトリス (tetorisu).
- ↑ 常備ねえ薬 is a play on 常備薬, which refers to household medicine. "Orphan drug" is a term for any medication that is indicated for rare diseases, so I thought it was fairly appropriate here.
- ↑ 草生える literally means "grass grows," but is a common slang expression used to refer to something being funny, as a string of w's (which is commonly used to signify laughter in Japanese) resembles grass.
- ↑ Cee-lo highball (チンチロリンハイボール) seems to refer to a drinking variant of the game Cee-lo played in izayakas. In the game, a player throws a pair of dice in a bowl, and the resulting roll determines the cost and amount of their highball.
Notable Derivatives
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| Pmaru-sama's cover |
| Featuring: Pmaru-sama |
| Producer(s): D_MIX(ﾃﾞｨｰﾐｯｸｽ) (mix) |
| YT |
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| yasai31's cover feat. Kasane Teto (UTAU) |
| Featuring: Kasane Teto |
| Producer(s): yasai31 (tuning, artstyle imitation) |
| NN / YT |
External Links
- Google Drive - Instrumental & lyrics
- NexTone - Streaming
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