スケベニンゲン (Scheveningen)

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Song title
"スケベニンゲン" Romaji: Sukebe Ningen Official English: Scheveningen
Original Upload Date
September 3, 2012
Singer
Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
PinocchioP (music, lyrics) HannyaG (video)
Views
480,000+ (NN), 420,000+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast
Description

Lyrics

Japanese	Romaji	English
愛の言葉に見せかけた　あるあるネタだし	ai no kotoba ni misekaketa aru aru neta da shi	Showing off my words of love, it's just a cheap play to the audience to gain a laugh
日焼けの跡に　よく似てますけど毒手だし	hiyake no ato ni yoku nitemasu kedo dokushu da shi	After the sunlight fades, even cheap intent to kill looks awfully similar
ケーキ入刀を利用しての処刑法だし	keeki nyuutou o riyou shite no shokeihou da shi	Cutting into the cake with a knife is a kind of death penalty, if you think about it
巣鴨の街並みに馴染む即身仏だし	sugamo no machinami ni najimu sokushin butsu da shi	In the corner of the Sugamo townscape, there's a self-mummified monk I've grown familiar with

久しぶりの一目惚れがマネキンだったし	hisashiburi no hitomebore ga manekin datta shi	The first person in a long time to catch my eye turned out to be a mannequin
本日のラッキーアイテム　卒塔婆だったし	honjitsu no rakkii aitemu sotoba datta shi	Today's super lucky item is a wooden grave marker
床屋におまかせしたら　トレパネーションだし	tokoya ni omakase shitara torepaneeshon da shi	If I leave it up to my barber, he'll poke a hole in my head to unlock my third eye
駅の改札挟まり　号泣する力士	eki no kaisatsu hasamari goukyuu suru rikishi	I got caught in the ticket gate at the station - it's enough to make the strongest man cry

もう、いいかい　河童あたりで	mou, ii kai kappa atari de	Isn't that enough? Here where the kappa roam
人魚になれないから　きゅうり噛みしめよ	ningyo ni narenai kara kyuuri kamishime yo	I can't become a mermaid, so I'm just munching on some cucumber

www エキサイト　それアフィリエイトサイト	www ekisaito sore afirieito saito	Lolol, it's so exciting, that affiliate site!
腹切ります　首打ちます　J-POP 楽しいね	hara kirimasu kubi uchimasu J-POP tanoshii ne	My sides are splitting, my head's being cut off^[1], J-POP is just so fun!
崖っぷちで乾杯を　呪詛を込めて喝采を	gakeppuchi de kanpai o juso o komete kassai o	On the cliff-edge, let's raise a toast - let's give a round of applause packed full of ill-will
おとなしい顔をして　スケベニンゲン	otonashii kao o shite sukebe ningen	Putting on a decent, respectable face, I'm a Scheveningen^[2]

親友と思った矢先のゴングショーだし	shinyuu to omotta yasaki no gongushou da shi	The arrowhead I thought of as a friend turns to the audience to decide what to do with me
テコ入れで突然バトルトーナメントだし	tekoire de totsuzen batoru toonamento da shi	In an attempt to boost ratings, they're launching a battle tournament
ダックスフンドと並走する　おばあちゃんだし	dakkusufundo to heisou suru obaachan da shi	The one pit to run a race against a Dachshund is an old woman
理論武装で固めた結果　竹槍だし	rironbusou de katameta kekka takeyari da shi	I'm armed and prepared with information and careful planning, but it's all about as effective as a thin bamboo spear

魔法少女を夢見て　磁気ネックレスだし	mahou shoujo o yume mite jiki nekkuresu da shi	A magical girl is dreaming of getting her hands on a magnetic necklace
豆を撒きすぎたら　鬼がスライムになったし	mame o makisugitara oni ga suraimu ni natta shi	I threw a few too many beans, and now the demons have been turned to slime
長い旅をしてるけど　窓のない部屋だし	nagai tabi o shiteru kedo mado no nai heya da shi	I've set out on a long journey, but every room I look out of to gauge my progress conveniently has no windows
世界が終わる瞬間　頬張ってる　ふ菓子	sekai ga owaru shunkan houbatteru fugashi	At the very last second before the world ends, I'll be stuffing my face with candy

ねえ、もっと　感動させてね	nee, motto kandou sasete ne	Hey, come on and inspire me more
涙も涸れたし　目にレモン汁かけよ	namida mo kareta shi me ni remonjiru kake yo	Even my tears have all dried up - come on and pour some lemon juice in my eyes

だるだるだるアルバイト　エンタメ的スーサイド	daru daru daru arubaito entameteki suusaido	Lame, slow, boring - this part time job's nothing but a suicide show
バラしてます　恋してます　4コマ可愛いね	barashitemasu koi shitemasu yonkoma kawaii ne	It's just so telling, I'm in love, this 4-panel comic is so cute!
シャブをキめる先輩と　指をしゃぶる三歳と	shabu o kimeru senpai to yubi o shaburu sansai to	Together with that upperclassman huffing speed, together with that three-year old sucking their thumb
いじらしい顔をして　スケベニンゲン　ニンゲン	ijirashii kao o shite sukebe ningen ningen	I'm putting on am innocent, lovable face, I'm a Scheveningen, ningen

ああ　スケベニンゲン　ニンゲン	aa sukebe ningen ningen	Ah, Scheveningen, ningen
スケベニンゲン　ニンゲン	sukebe ningen ningen	Scheveningen, ningen

世界平和を願いつつ　恐怖政治だし	sekaiheiwa o negaitsutsu kyoufuseiji da shi	I keep praying for world peace in this society run by terror
映画で泣いた後に　快楽殺人だし	eiga de naita ato ni kairaku satsujin da shi	But once I'm done sobbing my eyes out over a movie, I go back to being an enthusiastic serial killer
電車の隅っこ　ブツブツブツ　独り言だし	densha no sumikko butsu butsu butsu hitorigoto da shi	I'm grumbling all alone in some corner of a train carriage
永遠の愛に似てるのに　ただの石だし	eien no ai ni niteru no ni tada no ishi da shi	What I thought looked a lot like eternal love turned out to just be a rock

ああ　かき回す　うずまき　ぐるぐる	aa kakimawasu uzumaki guruguru	Ah, I'm going in circles, I'm spiralling round and around
脳に突き刺さる　MENBO　MENBO　MENBO	nou ni tsukisasaru MENBO MENBO MENBO	Piercing through my head - a cotton swab, cotton swab, cotton swab^[3]

www エキサイト　それアフィリエイトサイト	www ekisaito sore afirieito saito	Lolol, it's so exciting, that affiliate site!
腹切ります　首打ちます　J-POP 楽しいね	hara kirimasu kubi uchimasu J-POP tanoshii ne	My sides are splitting, my head's being cut off, J-POP is just so fun!

だるだるだるアルバイト　エンタメ的スーサイド	daru daru daru arubaito entame teki suusaido	Lame, slow, boring - this part time job's nothing but a suicide show
バラしてます　恋してます　4コマ可愛いね	barashitemasu koi shitemasu yonkoma kawaii ne	It's just so telling, I'm in love, this 4-panel comic is so cute!
崖っぷちで乾杯を　呪詛を込めて喝采を	gakeppuchi de kanpai o juso o komete kassai o	On the cliff-edge, let's raise a toast - let's give a round of applause packed full of ill-will
おとなしい顔をして　スケベニンゲン	otonashii kao o shite sukebe ningen	Putting on a decent, respectable face, I'm a Scheveningen
スケベニンゲン　ニンゲン	sukebe ningen ningen	Scheveningen, ningen

English translation by JaysAndRavens47

Translation Notes

↑ In Japanese, 腹切ります ([my] stomach is cut) can be used to mean "I'm laughing so hard, my stomach is splitting". However, it also refers to death via disembowelment. The next line, 首を打ちます means "to behead and kill [someone]", and this time has no double meaning.
↑ スケベニンゲン means "perverted human being", but is pronounced the same as Scheveningen, a district in the Netherlands
↑ specifically the kind you push into your ears to clean them

Discography

This song was featured on the following albums:

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[1] In Japanese, 腹切ります ([my] stomach is cut) can be used to mean "I'm laughing so hard, my stomach is splitting". However, it also refers to death via disembowelment. The next line, 首を打ちます means "to behead and kill [someone]", and this time has no double meaning.

[2] スケベニンゲン means "perverted human being", but is pronounced the same as Scheveningen, a district in the Netherlands

[3] specifically the kind you push into your ears to clean them

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