クラブ＝マジェスティ (Club=Majesty)

Song title
"クラブ＝マジェスティ" English: Club = Majesty
Original Upload Date
Dec 3, 2014
Singer
Kagamine Len
Producer(s)
nyanyannya (music, lyrics) Yokanko (illust) Hara (movie)
Views
720,000+ (NN), 130,000+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast
Description "Check please――" From "A lead princess in colorless world"

Lyrics

Hazuki no Yume has requested past usages of her translations to be removed. We would normally respect the author's wishes to remove their work. However, given the circumstances under which the request was made, the fact that she previously gave us explicit permission to use her translations (see also Good faith), and the best interest of the fandom, we have decided against removing the translations and only replacing those where another translation of sufficient quality is available. If you have found such a translation, please replace this one or leave a comment with a link to that translation so another editor can replace it.

Japanese	Romaji	English
Da-Da-Du-La-Da-Da-Du-La
現金(キャッシュ)はベストフレンド	kyasshu wa besuto furendo	Cash is your best friend.
あれもMoney　これもMoney	Are mo money kore mo money	This requires money, and that requires money, too,
多重債務の豚にゃ用なし	Tajuu saimu no buta ni ya you nashi	so I have no business with heavy debtors like you pigs.
この先じゃ心(ハート)はPricey	Kono saki ja haato wa pricey	If you want the heart up ahead, it’s gonna be pricey.
哀れ口先だけの貧乏人(ゾンビ)もノーチャンス	Aware kuchisaki dake no zombi mo no chansu	I’m sorry, but you penniless zombies have no chance if all you have are empty words.
それにReady　引き換えLady	Sore ni ready hikikae lady	Get ready for the exchange, my lady.
高貴な死の香(かおり)お纏いで	Kouki na shi no kaori o matoi de	With the fragrance of noble death wrapped around you,
ソコに魂(キャッシュ)お持ちなら望みを	Soko ni kyasshu omachi nara nozomi o	if you’re offering your soul as payment, please feel free to name your wish,
何なりとハーマジェスティー	Nannari to haa majesutii	and it will be fulfilled, Your Majesty.
お迎えだ絢爛に　"ショウタヰム"	Omukaeda kenran ni shoutawimu	I’m here to take you to the magnificent “show.”
（絶対公平取引）	(Zettai kouhei torihiki)	(The transactions will be completely fair)
（魂売ったり買ったり）	(Tamashii uttari kattari)	(We deal in both buying and selling souls.)
（願ったりそして叶ったり）	(Negattari soshite kanattari)	(You can name your wishes, and they’ll come true.)
（奪ったりもっと奪われたり）	(Ubattari motto ubawaretari)	(Taking from others, to have more taken from yourself.)
欲しいもの（欲しいまま）	Hoshii mono (hoshii mama)	Everything you want (the way you want it)
ゼンブ？（ゼンブ！）ゼンブ？（ゼンブ！）	Zenbu? (zenbu!) zenbu? (zenbu!)	Everything? (Everything!) Everything? (Everything!)
さぁ！	Saa!	Come on!
Welcome to――
豪奢なドレス　瀟洒なリップ	Gousha na doresu sousha na rippu	Elaborate dresses, and elegant make-ups.
貴女の地獄へ　クラブ＝マジェスティ	Anata no jigoku e kurabu majesutii	This is your hell, Club Majesty.
歓迎さ強欲の君　私は召使(バトラー)	Kangei sa gouyoku no kimi watashi wa batoraa	I’ll welcome you with open arms, my greedy lady. Let me be your butler.
どうぞ総統(フューラー)も神様(ジーザス)も	Douzou fyuraa mo jiizasu mo	Please go ahead and choose your victim, be they the fuhrer or Jesus.
剥ぐなり吊るなり思いどおり	Hagunari tsurunari omoidoori	I shall skin them or hang them up, whichever you want.
ご命令はなぁに？	Go meirei wa naani?	What is your command?
Da-Da-Du-La-Da-Da-Du-La
現金(キャッシュ)はベストフレンド	kyasshu wa besuto furendo	Cash is your best friend.
お星様望むだけ	Ohoshisama nozomu dake	Surrounded by as much money as they wanted,
降り注ぐ銀貨に囲まれて	Furisosogu ginka ni kakomarete	like the number of stars in the sky,
家族は幸せに暮らしました――	Kazoku wa shiawase ni kurashimashita	her family lived happily ever after――
またご冗談ばかり　死んだよ全員	Mata gojoudan bakari shinda yo zennin	My, how you love to jest. They’ve died, all of them.
それが Money　誰の Money？	Sore ga money dare no money	That’s money, but whose money?
百倍＆複利『慈愛(グレイス)ナイトメアコース』	Hyaku bai fukuri gureisu naitomea koosu	Let me show you our “Grace Night Plan,” with compound interest and 100x rate.
借りたら返すのが誠意でしょう？	Karitara kaesu no ga seii deshou	Any honest and upright person would return what they borrow, right?
またのご利用を Thank you!!　Oh!! シェイクハンド	Mata no go riyou o thank you oh sheiku hando	I hope you’ll employ our service again. Thank you!! Oh!! Let’s shake hands!
本日もようこそ　ご案内"ショウタヰム"	Honjitsu mo youkoso go annai shoutawimu	Welcome, once again. Let me show you the way.
（絶対公平取引）	(Zettai kouhei torihiki)	(The transactions will be completely fair)
（魂売ったり買ったり）	(Tamashii uttari kattari)	(We deal in both buying and selling souls.)
（願ったりそして叶ったり）	(Negattari soshite kanattari)	(You can name your wishes, and they’ll come true.)
（奪ったりもっと奪われたり）	(Ubattari motto ubawaretari)	(Taking from others, to have more taken from yourself.)
止められない？（止められない！）	Tomerarenai? (tomerarenai!)	It’s unstoppable? (Unstoppable!)
モット？（モット！）モット？（モット！）	Motto? (motto!) motto? (motto!)	You want more? (More!) More? (More!)
さぁ！	Saa!	Come on!
Welcome to――
煌く杯(グラス)　注げよ生命(ライフ)	Kirameku gurasu sosoge yo raifu	Let me pour some life into your glimmering glass.
奈落の聖域　クラブ＝マジェスティ	Naraku no seiiki kurabu majesutii	This place here is Club Majesty, in the deepest realm of hell.
ボトル　"羨望"　"失望"　"絶望"	Botoru senbou shitsubou zetsubou	We have bottles of “Envy,” “Disappointment,” and “Despair.”
どこから空けましょう	Doko kara akemashou	Which shall I open first?
どうぞ貴女がルール　知らなきゃフール	Douzo anata ga ruuru shiranakya fuuru	Please go ahead, since you make the rules. If you have no idea, then you’re a fool.
弱虫泣き虫隠してあげる	Yowamushi nakimushi kakushite ageru	It’s ok, you can be a coward or a crybaby or whatnot; I’ll cover up for you.
そっと囁いて？	Sotto sasayaite	So whisper your command in my ears?
Da-Da-Du-La-Da-Da-Du-La
現金(キャッシュ)はホワイトナイト	kyasshu wa howaitonaito	Cash is your white knight.
（絶対公平取引）	(Zettai kouhei torihiki)	(The transactions will be completely fair)
（魂売ったり買ったり）	(Tamashii uttari kattari)	(We deal in both buying and selling souls.)
（願ったりそして叶ったり）	(Negattari soshite kanattari)	(You can name your wishes, and they’ll come true.)
（奪ったりもっと奪われたり）	(Ubattari motto ubawaretari)	(Taking from others, to have more taken from yourself.)
足りない？（足りない！）	Tarinai? (tarinai!)	It’s not enough? (Not enough!)
チョット？（チョット！）チョット？（チョット！）	Chotto? (chotto!) chotto? (chotto!)	A little more? (A little more!) A little more? (A little more!)
モット？（モット！）モット？（モット！）	Motto? (motto!) motto? (motto!)	You want more? (More!) More? (More!)
ゼンブ？（ゼンブ！）ゼンブ？（ゼンブ！）	Zenbu? (zenbu!) zenbu? (zenbu!)	You want all of it? (All of it!) All of it? (All of it!)
オーライ！！	Oorai!!	All right!
もしかして　愛だとか情だとか	Moshikashite ai da toka jou da toka	Please don’t tell me you believe
粗悪な擬い物　信じてらっしゃる？	Soaku na mogai mono shinjiterassharu	in those pathetically made-up notions of love and feelings and whatnot?
森羅万象裏切らないのはやっぱり	Shinrabanshou uragiranai no wa yappari	Out of everything in this universe, the only thing that’d never betray you
「カネでしょう？」	Kane deshou	“is of course money, right?”
ウソツキもお喋りも	Usotsuki mo oshaberi mo	Habitual liars and idle talkers
縫われた嘴で祈るしかないのさ	Nuwareta kuchibashi de inoru shikanai no sa	can only pray with their beaks seamed shut.
一体誰に？	Ittai dare ni?	But to whom?
苦しみを慈しみを	Kurushimi o itsukushimi o	I shall bring along all of your agony and loving-kindness
貴女の地獄へ　クラブ＝マジェスティ	Anata no jigoku e kurabu majesutii	to Club Majesty, your personal hell.
呷るほど豊かになれる万能エーテル	Aoru hodo yutaka ni nareru bannou eeteru	Have some of this omnipotent ether, which refills itself the more you consume.
Cheers! Cheers!　キャッシュ	Cheers cheers kyasshu	Cheers! Cheers! Cash!
心ユくまで御悦しみいただけましたでしょうか？	Kokoro yukumade otanoshimi itadakemashita deshou ka	Were you able to enjoy yourself to the fullest?
では御支払いを	Dewa oshirahai o	Well then, please hand over your payment.
Da-Da-Du-La-Da-Da-Du-La
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It is "ショウタヰム"	It is shoutawimu	It’s “show time”!
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現金(キャッシュ)はベストフレンド	kyasshu wa besuto furendo	Cash is your best friend.

English translation by Hazuki no Yume

Discography

This song was featured on the following albums:

• カドワナルカ＝サーガ
• カドワナルカ＝シアノタイプ (Kadoh-anna-ruk-a＝Cyanotype)

External Links

• Hatsune Miku Wiki
• VocaDB
• Hazuki no Yume - Translation Source