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| Song title | |||
| "クソゲー実況プレイ" Romaji: Kusogee Jikkyou Purei English: The Worst Game Ever | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| January 25, 2010 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Hatsune Miku | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
Onyuu-P (music, lyrics)
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| Views | |||
| 480,000+ | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (reprint, subbed) | |||
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Description
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Lyrics
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| どうも皆さんこんにちは | doumo minasan konnichiwa | Hello everyone. |
| 今日はこのクソゲーを | kyou wa kono kusogee o | I'm going to try playing through |
| プレイしたいと思いますので | purei shitai to omoimasu node | the worst game ever so, |
| よろしくお願い致します | yoroshiku onegai itashimasu | Hope you enjoy. |
| まずは始まりの街で | mazu wa hajimari no machi de | Let's start off with getting |
| 装備でもそろえましょうか | soubi demo soroemashouka | some equipment in the first town! |
| でも物価が高すぎて | demo bukka ga takasugite | Wait, the prices are too high. |
| 買い物さえままならない | kaimono sae mama naranai | I can't buy anything... |
| 金を稼ぐため | kane o kasegu tame | And when I go fight |
| 敵とエンカウントすりゃ | teki to enkaunto surya | some monsters to earn money |
| 体力が無さ過ぎて | tairyoku ga nasasugite | My Strength is too low, and |
| 一発くらえば即ティウンティウン | ippatsu kuraeba soku tiuntiun | if I get hit once it's Game Over |
| システムがクソ仕様で | shisutemu ga kuso shiyou de | This has gotta be the worst system ever |
| ザコ敵さえ倒せぬけど | zako teki sae taosenu kedo | I can't even beat the small fries |
| 怖気づいて逃げるだけじゃ | ojikezuite nigeru dake ja | But if I let them scare me and run away |
| 進めない | susumenai | I can't go on |
| 人に話を聞こうと | hito ni hanashi o kikou to | When I proudly stroll up to people |
| 意気揚々と近づいたら | ikiyouyou to chikazuitara | to hear what they have to say, |
| みんな自分を避けて | minna jibun o sakete | Everyone avoids me, |
| 話なんて聞けやしない | hanashi nante kikeyashinai | so I can't even ask them anything |
| イベント多すぎて | ibento oosugite | There're too many events |
| フラグ回収ミスって | furagu kaishuu MISUtte | And if you miss any flags |
| 次のシーン行けずに | tsugi no shiin ikezu ni | Then you can't move onto the next scene |
| 序盤で早くも詰んだ詰んだ | joban de hayaku mo tsunda tsunda | And you're already screwed from the beginning |
| シナリオもクソ仕様で | shinario mo kuso shiyou de | These scenarios suck too |
| 超展開ばかりだけど | choutenkai bakari dakedo | Every new development is a big one |
| 驚いて立ち止まってちゃ | odoroite tachitomattecha | But if I get surprised and stop |
| 進めない | susumenai | I can't go on |
| あーもう疲れたなぁ | aa mou tsukareta naa | Ugh, I'm so tired |
| リセットボタン押そうかな | risetto botan osou kana | Maybe I should just hit reset |
| でも、ささやかなお金も | demo, sasayakana okane mo | But, then I would lose |
| くだらないアイテムも | kudaranai aitemu mo | This tiny bit of money |
| 膨大なプレイ時間も | boudai na purei jikan mo | And these stupid items |
| なくしてしまうけど | nakushite shimau kedo | And all that play time... |
| やみのなかで「つらいんだ」と | yami no naka de "tsurai nda" to | Listen to my voice |
| 実況プレイしてるんだよ | jikkyou purei shiteru nda yo | as I say, "This is horrible," |
| ぼくの声を聞いておくれ | boku no koe o kiite okure | Playing this game in the dark |
| このセカイはクソ仕様で | kono sekai wa kuso shiyou de | In this crappy world |
| うつイベントばかりだけど | utsu ibento bakari dakedo | There are only sad events |
| へこたれてうずくまってちゃ | hekotarete uzukumattecha | But if I lose heart and fall apart |
| 進めない | susumenai | I can't go on |
| ぼくの日々はクソ仕様で | boku no hibi wa kuso shiyou de | My days are full of crap |
| 思い通りにいかないけど | omoidoori ni ikanai kedo | and nothing goes as planned |
| ハッピーエンド迎えるまで | happii endo mukaeru made | But I'll keep going, |
| 進んでく | susundeku | Until I reach the happily ever after |
| どうしてこんなゲームに | doushite konna geemu ni | Why am I taking this stupid game |
| マジになっているんだろ？ | maji ni natte irun daro? | so seriously? |
| まぁいい、明日もがんばりますか | maa ii, ashita mo ganbarimasu ka | Whatever, guess I'll try again tomorrow |
| よろしくお願い致します | yoroshiku onegai itashimasu | I'll see you all then |
English translation by ArtemisA
Discography
This song was featured on the following albums:
- EX:P2 ～Ex:Producers2～ (album)
- 神裸BAN唱 (Shinra BANshou)
External links
- piapro - Off-vocal
Unofficial
- Hatsune Miku Wiki
- Animelyrics - Translation source
- VocaDB
- NicoNicoPedia