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| Song title | |||
| "#インターネットやめろ" Romaji: #Intaanetto Yamero Official English: #Stop the Internet English: #Quit the Internet | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| October 9, 2019 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len, Yukkuri | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Views | |||
| 66,000+ (NN), 75,000+ (YT), 32,000+ (SC) | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast / SoundCloud Broadcast | |||
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Lyrics
| Singer | Yukkuri | Hatsune Miku | Kagamine Len | Miku & Len |
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| ! | ! |
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| いんたーねっと なんかに まじ になっちゃて どうするの | intaanetto nanka ni maji ni natchate dou suru no | What would you do, if you took something like the Internet so seriously?[1] |
| たのしいか？ | tanoshii ka? | Fun place, isn't it? |
| たのしいよね | tanoshii yo ne | Fun, right |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| Twitterをやめろ | Twitter o yamero | Quit Twitter |
| Instagramやめろ | Instagram yamero | Quit Instagram |
| Tik Tokやめろ | Tik Tok yamero | Quit TikTok |
| やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit the Internet already |
| やめろ やめろ インターネットマジでやめろ | yamero yamero intaanetto maji de yamero | Quit it, quit it, seriously, quit the Internet already |
| やめろ やめろ インターネットすぐにやめろ | yamero yamero intaanetto sugu ni yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit the Internet right now |
| 薬物よりもまずは インターネットやめろ | yakubutsu yori mo mazu wa intaanetto yamero | Before you quit drugs, quit the internet |
| 飲む・打つ・買うよりも インターネットやめろ | nomu utsu kau yori mo intaanetto yamero | Before you stop drinking, gambling, or paying for sex, quit the Internet already |
| 怪しい情報沢山 調べもせずに拡散 | ayashii jouhou takusan shirabe mo sezu ni kakusan | There's plenty of dubious news, it spreads everywhere without ever being factchecked |
| 隙あらばレスバ とても高尚な趣味ですな | suki araba resuba totemo koushou-na shumi desu na | Taking every chance to fight in the comments, truly, it's nothing less than the noblest of sports |
| 溢れるデマとヘイト | afureru dema to heito | The misinformation and the hate overflows |
| wikiからコピーペーストした知識で取るマウント | wiki kara kopiipeisuto shita chishiki de toru maunto | Time to seize the higher ground by copy-pasting some info straight from the wiki |
| ほらあちらでもう1ラウンド | hora achira de mou 1 raundo | Alright now, let's have one more go over there |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| Facebookやめろ | Facebook yamero | Quit Facebook |
| Pixivをやめろ | Pixiv o yamero | Quit Pixiv |
| YouTubeをやめろ | YouTube o yamero | Quit YouTube |
| やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit the Internet |
| インターネットやめますか？人間やめますか？ | intaanetto yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka? | Will you quit the Internet? Or will you stop being human?[2] |
| インターネットやめますか？人間やめますか？ | intaanetto yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka? | Will you quit the Internet? Or will you stop being human? |
| 飯食うときもインターネット | meshi kuu toki mo intaanetto | During mealtimes, too, of course, it's the Internet |
| トイレでもインターネット | toire demo intaanetto | When taking a bathroom break, the Internet |
| 歩きながらインターネット | aruki nagara intaanetto | When walking around, the Internet |
| 前見ないと危ないぞ | mae minai to abunai zo | Careful, and keep your eyes on the road! |
| 誰と誰がヤッたみたいな話大好き | dare to dare ga yatta mitai na hanashi daisuki | I just love to hear about who's maybe screwing who |
| 火の無い所煙立てて 「ソースはまとめサイト(笑)」 | hi no nai tokoro kemuri tatete “soosu wa matome saito (wara)” | Time to start a groundless rumour, "The source is from site aggregates[3] (LOL)" |
| Yahoo!ニュースのコメ欄 | Yahoo! nyuusu no komeran | The comments section of Yahoo! News |
| マジ5ちゃんねるより酷い | maji go channeru yori hidoi | Is truly more underhanded than 5channel |
| 秩序 never ever ほらまとめてみろよNAVER | chitsujo never ever hora matomete miro yo NAVER | Order? Never ever, c'mon, altogether now, let's have a look at NAVER[4] |
| 芸能人の誰かさん 家族・恋人・年収は？ | geinoujin no darekasan kazoku koibito nenshuu wa? | Mx "something-something" is a celebrity, let's see who their family, lover and annual income are |
| 調べてみました！わ か り ま せ ん で し た いかがでしたか？ | shirabete mimashita! wa ka ri ma sen de shi ta ikaga deshita ka? | Into the scoop! I-didn't-find-any-thing! So how was the article?[5] |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| 5ちゃんねるをやめろ まとめサイトやめろ ニコニコ動画やめろ | go channeru o yamero matome saito yamero nikoniko douga yamero | Quit 5channel, quit the news aggregates[3], quit NicoNico Douga |
| やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit the Internet |
| まあ気持ちはわかる 楽しいよなインターネット | maa kimochi wa wakaru tanoshii yo na intaanetto | Well, I understand what you're feeling, after all, The Internet's fun isn't it? |
| けど悪い事は言わないからやめとけ | kedo warui goto wa iwanai kara yametoke | But I'm saying it for your own good so you'd better stop it right now |
| わざわざSNSとか見てイラつく意味無い | wazawaza SNS toka mite iratsuku imi nai | There's nothing useful about scrolling through the gossipy social media just to get mad |
| ここは俺にまかせて お前はインターネットやめろ | koko wa ore ni makasete omae wa intaanetto yamero | So leave it to me from now on, and you can quit the Internet for good |
| どうせお前らは 寝る時もパソコンつけっぱ | douse omaera wa neru toki mo pasokon tsukeppa | Anyway, I know y'all leave your PCs on even when you're sleeping |
| スリープモード たまには再起動しろ | surippu moodo tama ni wa saikidou shiro | You always leave them in sleep mode, why don't you go reboot them sometimes? |
| てかパソコン捨てろ キーボードも液晶も捨てろ | teka pasokon sutero kiiboodo mo ekishou mo sutero | Or rather, throw your PC into the trash, the keyboard and the LCD as well |
| LANケーブルを引っこ抜いて | LAN keeburu o hikkonuite | Pull the LAN cable out |
| 縄跳びして皆で健康になろう | nawatobi shite minna de kenkou ni narou | And use it to jump rope; let's become healthy everybody! |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| Netflixやめろ | Netflix yamero | Quit Netflix |
| コピペブログやめろ | kopipe burogu yamero | Quit the copypaste blogs[6] |
| soundcloudやめろ | soundcloud yamero | Quit Soundcloud |
| やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit the Internet |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already |
| amazonプライムやめろ | amazon puraimu yamero | Quit Amazon Prime |
| Yahoo!ほにゃららやめろ | Yahoo! honyarara yamero | Quit Yahoo! "something-something" |
| googleをやめろ | google o yamero | Quit Google |
| やめろ インターネットやめろ | yamero intaanetto yamero | Quit it, quit the Internet |
| インタネット マジでやめた方がいいよ | intaanetto maji de yameta hou ga ii yo | Seriously, you should quit the Internet already |
| それはそれとして | sore wa sore to shite | Well, there's that, so anyway, |
| この曲拡散しといてくれ | kono kyoku kakusan shitoite kure | Please be sure to share this song around |
| バ ズ り た い ん で す | ba zu ri ta i n de su | I-wa-nt-to-go-vi-ral |
English translation by CoolMikeHatsune22, with edits by Violet & Tackmyn Y.
Translation Notes
- ↑ This phrase is a reference to the post-credits scene of the (in)famous Japanese game, Takeshi no Chousenjou, known for its unfair game mechanics and forever immortalized as one of the worst games of all time. After beating the game, getting to the ending screen and getting the 'congratulationary' message えらいっ (Amazing), if you were to wait five minutes without pressing any buttons, you will get another message, saying こんなげーむにまじになっちゃってどうするの (lit. 'What would you do if a game like this were serious?), and loosely translates to 'You seriously took this game seriously?'.
- ↑ This is a reference to a Japanese anti-drug PSA released in the 1980s: "覚せい剤やめますか?それとも人間やめますか?" (English: Will you stop taking stimulants? Or will you stop being human?)
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 まとめサイト 'Matome Site' refers to a site aggregate that collects and summarizes information from various sites, including information from bulletin boards (such as 2ch/5channel) and other social media.
- ↑ NAVER refers to NAVER Matome, a curation platform that serves as a news aggregate. Users can create their own pages and compile a list of links and images to each page. This service shut down in 2020.
- ↑ This line is referring to the tendency of curators (users who compile articles in content curation platforms such as NAVER Matome) to write clickbait articles that ultimately fail to deliver. The titles of these articles are often in the style of ◯◯について調べてみました (I investigated ****), and which promise to spill the details of whoever celebrity they're looking into. Ultimately, the articles fail to actually find enough information to satisfy the would-be reader, at which point the curator would write in わかりませんでした (I didn't understand anything). The article then ends with いかがでしたか？ (How was the article?)
- ↑ Copypaste blogs refer to blogs that create articles from compiled threads and responses from anonymous bulletin boards (such as 2ch/5channel).
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