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Houkeinouta
Song title
"ほうけいのうた"
Romaji: Houkei no Uta
Original Upload Date
October 18, 2020
Singer
Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
Soshina (music, lyrics)
Yuyuuta (music)
Views
2,700,000+
Links
YouTube Broadcast


Lyrics

Japanese Romaji English
チン毛が皮に挟まるとめちゃくちゃ痛い chinge ga kawa ni hasamaru to mechakucha itai
一回剥いてまた被せたら違う毛が挟まる ikkai muite mata kabusetara chigau ke ga hasamaru

銭湯ではパンツを sentou de wa pantsu o
脱いだ瞬間すぐに剥く nuida shunkan sugu ni muku
剥けないタイプの包茎のために mukenai taipu no houkei no tame ni
ミニタオルはある minitaoru wa aru

電車で席を譲っても densha de seki o yuzutte mo
財布を交番に届けても saifu o kouban ni todokete mo
万引きの犯人を捕まえても manbiki no hannin o tsukamaete mo
僕達は包茎だ bokutachi wa houkei da

朝寝ぼけながらションベンしたら asaneboke nagara shonben shitara
とんでもないところへ飛んでいく tondemonai tokoro e tonde iku
座ってションベンしてパンツ上げると suwatte shonben shite pantsu ageru to
必ず一滴飛んでいく kanarazu itteki tonde iku

経験のない女の子には keiken no nai onna no ko ni wa
これが普通だと嘘つく kore ga futsuu da to uso tsuku
半年に一回くらい原因不明の hantoshi ni ikkai kurai gen'in fumei no
激痛が走る gekitsuu ga hashiru

親の借金を返しても oya no shakkin o kaeshite mo
アフリカに学校を建てても afurika ni gakkou o tatete mo
地球を滅亡の危機から救っても chikyuu o metsubou no kiki kara sukutte mo
僕達は包茎だ bokutachi wa houkei da

君に恋をしても kimi ni koi o shite mo
毎日君を思っても mainichi kimi o omotte mo
狂ってしまうほど愛してるけど kurutte shimau hodo aishiteru kedo
僕達は包茎だ bokutachi wa houkei da
僕達は包茎だ bokutachi wa houkei da
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