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Joke Festival
Song title
"じょーく・ふぇすてぃば!"
Romaji: Jooku Fesutiba!
English: Joke Festival!
Original Upload Date
February 11, 2009
Singer
Yowane Haku (Hatsune Miku), Akita Neru (Hatsune Miku), Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Len, and Megurine Luka
Producer(s)
Owata-P (music, lyrics)
Signal-P (mastering)
Sao Mutsuki (illust)
Views
160,000+ (NN), 7,700+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast


Lyrics[]

Singer Color
Yowane Haku Gray
Akita Neru Gold
Hatsune Miku Turquoise
Kagamine Rin Yellow
Kagamine Len Green
Megurine Luka Pink
All Black
Japanese Romaji English
ある日みんなでレストランに行ったよ aru hi minna de resutoran ni itta yo One day, we went to a restaurant.
席に着いたらウエイトレスが来たよ seki ni tsuitara ueitoresu ga kita yo After we took our seats, a waitress came.
「いらっしゃいませ "irasshaimase "Welcome,
ご注文はなににいたしましょうか?」 gochuumon wa nani ni itashimashou ka?" May I take your order?"
「んー…… 私はステーキが食べたいかな」 "nn…… watashi wa suteeki ga tabetai kana" "Hmm… I'd like a steak!"
「あたしもステーキ!」 "atashi mo suteeki!" "Me too!"
「じゃあ、俺もステーキで」 "jaa, ore mo suteeki de" "I'll have steak, too, then."
「あぁ…… 私はパスタにしようかなぁ」 "aa…… watashi wa pasuta ni shiyou kanaa" "Right… I think I'll have pasta."
「えー?面倒だし、みんな一緒にしようよー」 "ee? mendou dashi, minna issho ni shiyou yoo" "Whaaa? That's a hassle. Why don't we eat the same thing?"
「ふぇ?」 "fe?" "Huh?"
「ほら、割り勘しやすいし」 "hora, warikan shi yasui shi" "Yeah, it'll be easier to split the cost."
「ん~…… それもそうだね わかった」 "nn~…… sore mo sou da ne, wakatta" "Hmm… Maybe you're right. Got it."
「どうされます?」 "dou saremasu?" "Are you ready to order?"
「 全員パスタで! 」 "zen'in pasuta de!" "We'll all have pasta!"

ジョーク!ジョーク!AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! jooku! jooku! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! Joke! Joke! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA!
ジョーク!ジョーク!AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! jooku! jooku! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! Joke! Joke! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA!
ジョーク!ジョーク!AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! jooku! jooku! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! Joke! Joke! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA!
ジョーク!ジョーク!HA~! jooku! jooku! HA~! Joke! Joke! HA~!

ある日うちのじいちゃんが aru hi uchi no jiichan ga One day, my grandpa bought a book about
ボケ防止の本を買ってきた boke boushi no hon o kattekita preventing getting senile.
次の日も買ってきた tsugi no hi mo kattekita Next day, he bought it again.

「コーヒーはブラックでよろしいですか?」 "koohii wa burakku de yoroshii desu ka?" "Would you like black coffee?"
「 他にどんな色がありますか? 」 "hoka ni donna iro ga arimasu ka?" "Do you have any other colours?"

「ほぉ~……… "hoo~……… "Oh?
おまえ、地図なんか見てなにしてんの?」 omae, chizu nanka mite nani shiten no?" What are ya doing with a map?"
「あぁ、うん その~…… "aa, un, sono~…… "Ah, yeah, well…
新しい島でも発見しようと思って 」 atarashii shima demo hakken shiyou to omotte" I thought I would try to discover a new island."

「先生…… "sensei…… "Doctor…
あたし、はじめての手術で、とても不安なんです……」 atashi, hajimete no shujutsu de, totemo fuan nan desu……" This is my first surgery, so I'm really worried…
どうすればいいんですか?」 dou sureba iin desu ka?" What can I do to make myself feel better?"
「 大丈夫 実は私もはじめての手術なんです 」 "daijoubu jitsu wa watashi mo hajimete no shujutsu nan desu" "Nothing to worry about. This is my first surgery, too, actually."

「あたしとあんたって親友同士だよね?」 "atashi to anta tte shin'yuu doushi da yo ne?" "We're best friends, right?"
「 いや……違うでしょ 」 "iya……chigau desho" "I don't think so."
「そーこーでぇー相談なんだけどぉ……って、え?」 "sookoo dee soudan nanda kedoo……tte, e?" "So I've been thinking of consulting… Wait, what?"

「あなたの長所はなんですか?」 "anata no chousho wa nan desu ka?" "What's your strong point?"
「仕事を13回クビになってます」 "shigoto o juusankai kubi ni nattemasu" "I've been fired from my job 13 times."
「……それ、長所ですか?」 "……sore, chousho desu ka?" "…That's a strong point?"
「 自分からは絶ッ対にやめません! 」 "jibun kara wa zettai ni yamemasen!" "I've never retired voluntarily!"

ジョーク!ジョーク!AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! jooku! jooku! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! Joke! Joke! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA!
ジョーク!ジョーク!AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! jooku! jooku! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! Joke! Joke! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA!
ジョーク!ジョーク!AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! jooku! jooku! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! Joke! Joke! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA!
ジョーク!ジョーク!AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! jooku! jooku! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA! Joke! Joke! AH HAHHAHAHAHHA!
みんなで笑おうよ!たのしく笑おうよ! minna de waraou yo! tanoshiku waraou yo! Let's laugh together! Let's laugh merrily!
みんなで笑おうよ!ゲンキに笑おうよ! minna de waraou yo! genki ni waraou yo! Let's laugh together! Let's laugh cheerfully!
今日はたのしいふぇすてぃば! kyou wa tanoshii fesutiba! It's a fun festival today!
みんなたのしくぱらだい! minna tanoshiku paradai! Let's enjoy this paradise!
うたえおどれかーにば! utae odore kaaniba! Sing and dance in this carnival!

English translation by Blacksaingrain

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