しめじとめいど (Shimeji to Maid)

Song title
"しめじとめいど" Romaji: Shimeji to Meido English: Shimeji Maid
Original Upload Date
January 29, 2025
Singer
Otomachi Una
Producer(s)
Memon (music, lyrics, illustration, video)
Views
2,300+ (NN), 700+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast
Description

Lyrics

Japanese	Romaji	English
洗濯物干してたら 動物たち寄ってきて	sentakubutsu hoshitetara doubutsutachi yottekite	When I was drying laundry outside, all these animals started to come up to me
フリルほつれながら 豚を追い払ったよ	furiru hotsure nagara buta o oiharatta yo	I chased the pigs away with my frilly dress
（トリュフじゃねーよ！）	(toryufu ja nee yo!)	(That's not a truffle!)
湿度の高い日は 熱中症になっちゃって	shitsudo no takai hi wa necchuushou ni nacchatte	On days with high humidity, I'm bound to get heatstroke.
カラダが動かない中 しめじだけは元気なんだ	karada ga ugokanai naka shimeji dake wa genki nanda	My body didn't want to move, but my mushrooms were as lively as ever
視力検査では	shiryoku kensa de wa	During my eye examination,
目細めないって言われるから	me hosomenai tte iwareru kara	they told me "You're not allowed to squint!"
まぶたをピクピクピクピクさせて	mabuta o pikupikupikupiku sasete	My eyelids were twitching wildly
必死に眼球かっぴらく	hisshi ni gankyuu kappiraku	while I was trying in vain to keep them open.
ぶなしめじ生えてるけど	bunashimeji haeteru kedo	Even though there are mushrooms growing
スーパーにはいないよ	suupaa ni wa inai yo	you won't find em at the supermarket
ご主人はダルいけれど	goshujin wa darui keredo	My husband can be boring at times, but
案外嫌いじゃないよ	angai kirai ja nai yo	I don't really dislike him for it
「しめじとめいど めちゃかわいい！！！！！	"shimeji to meido mecha kawaii!!!!!	Shimeji Maid, you're super-duper cute!!!!!!
しめじとめいど めちゃ健気！！！！！	shimeji to meido mecha kenage!!!!!	Shimeji Maid, you're super-duper cute!!!!!!
しめじ ジト目 メイド！	shimeji jitome meido!	Squinty-eyed Shimeji Maid!
しめじ ジト目 メイド！！	shimeji jitome meido!!	Squinty-eyed Shimeji Maid!
しめじ ジト目 メイド！！！」	shimeji jitome meido!!!"	Squinty-eyed Shimeji Maid!
ってあんまデスボで叫ばないで！	tte anma desubo de sakebanaide!	I wish you wouldn't shout it in a death-metal voice!!
きのこ食べるとき	kinoko taberu toki	"If you're eating mushrooms,
共食いなんじゃないの？って	tomogui nan ja nai no? tte	aren't you practicing cannibalism?"
イジられすぎたけど	ijiraresugita kedo	I was teased about that quite a bit, but
いかんせん鍋にはきのこっしょ？	ikansen nabe ni wa kinoko ssho?	Isn't it a shame to have hotpot with no mushrooms?
コンタクトしてるけれど	kontakuto shiteru keredo	Although I wear contact lenses
目つき悪いよ	metsuki warui yo	I've still got bad eyes
ご主人のオヤジギャグは	goshujin no oyaji gyagu wa	My husband's dad jokes
正直クソつまんないよ	shoujiki kuso tsumannai yo	To be frank, are really f-ing lame!
とは言ったものの	to wa itta mono no	But even though I've said something like that to him
しめじがしおれてるときに	shimeji ga shioreteru toki ni	When my mushrooms started to wither away,
霧吹きしてくれたね	kirifuki shite kureta ne	He misted them with a spray bottle
……ありがとう	......arigatou	...Thank you.
ご主人とのにらめっこは	goshujin to no niramekko wa	Glaring contests with my husband
話にならんよ	hanashi ni naran yo	are pretty much hopeless
ご主人のメイドバカは	goshujin no meido baka wa	My husband's maid addiction
案外悪い気しないよ	angai warui ki shinai yo	Surprisingly doesn't bother me that much

English translation by Keiko.fujo.shi

External Links

• piapro - Instrumental