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| Song title | |||
| "お前女子と話したことないだろ" Romaji: Omae Joshi to Hanashita Koto Nai Daro English: You've Really Never Talked to Girls, Have You? | |||
| Original Upload Date | |||
| November 14, 2020 | |||
| Singer | |||
| Hatsune Miku | |||
| Producer(s) | |||
| Views | |||
| 5,500+ (NN), 3,200+ (YT) | |||
| Links | |||
| Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast YouTube Broadcast (reprint, subbed) | |||
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Description
"I hit the nail on the head, didn't I." |
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Lyrics
| Japanese | Romaji | English |
| 窓際の席で | madogiwa no seki de | “In the seat by the window, |
| 外の景色眺める俺 | soto no keshiki nagameru ore | Gazing at the scenery outside is me.” |
| かっこいいと | kakkoii to | You thought that was |
| 思ってたんだろ？ | omotteta ndaro? | Really cool, didn’t you? |
| 好きな女子のタイプとか | suki na joshi no taipu toka | "I’m not particularly interested |
| 恋愛とか 彼女とか | ren'ai toka kanojo toka | In women being my 'type' |
| 別に興味ない俺 | betsu ni kyoumi nai ore | Or true love or girlfriends or whatever." |
| かっこいいと | kakkoii to | You thought that was |
| 思ってたんだろ？ | omotteta ndaro? | Really cool, didn’t you? |
| その割にクラスの人気者を | sono wari ni kurasu no ninkimono o | Despite that, you're arbitrarily envious |
| 勝手に妬んでさ | katte ni netande sa | Of those who are popular in this class. |
| 「達観した俺」さえ | "takkan shita ore" sae | Aren’t you playing the role of |
| 演じきれてないけど？ | enjikiretenai kedo? | Guy Who Couldn’t Give a Damn, though? |
| お前女子と話したことないだろ | omae joshi to hanashita koto nai daro | You’ve really never talked to girls, have you? |
| 目が合うだけで テンパっちゃうから | me ga au dake de tenpacchau kara | ‘Cause your head goes blank just from your eyes meeting! |
| 硬派ぶって クールぶって | kouha butte kuuru butte | You’re just acting like you’re tough, you’re just acting like you’re smooth, |
| 興味がないフリしてんだろ？ | kyoumi ga nai furi shite ndaro? | And you’re just pretending not to be interested, aren’t you? |
| 本当は下心丸出しで | hontou wa shitagokoro marudashi de | The truth is that your real intentions are in full view. |
| 無駄にでかい声で会話して | muda ni dekai koe de kaiwa shite | You’re talking loudly with nothing to back it up |
| 女子の様子 窺ってんだろ | joshi no yousu ukagatte ndaro | And then sneaking peeks at girls anyway, right? |
| 分かるよ 僕もそうだから | wakaru yo boku mo sou dakara | I get it—I’m the same way. |
| 傷つくのが嫌で | kizutsuku no ga iya de | Getting your feelings hurt would suck, |
| クソみたいなプライドを | kuso mitai na puraido o | So you're pretty desperate |
| 守るのに必死なんだろ？ | mamoru no ni hisshi nan daro? | To protect your shitty pride, aren't you? |
| 「二次元が最高！」と | "nijigen ga saikou!" to | You haven’t got the guts to declare |
| 言い切る度胸もないくせに | iikiru dokyou mo nai kuse ni | That “2D girls are the best!” |
| 周りの友達に合わせて | mawari no tomodachi ni awasete | And yet, you're laughing to keep in tune |
| 笑ってるんだろ？ | waratteru ndaro? | With all the friends around you, aren't you? |
| ネットじゃ粋がって | netto ja ikigatte | You're acting like hot shit online, |
| 毒舌なキャラを作ってるけど | dokuzetsu na kyara o tsukutteru kedo | Building up a character with a biting comeback for every situation. |
| 根っこがヘタレだから | nekko ga hetare dakara | But you’re a loser at your roots, |
| 罵倒の語彙が少ない | batou no goi ga sukunai | So your vocabulary of verbal abuse just won’t suffice. |
| お前女子と話したことないだろ | omae joshi to hanashita koto nai daro | You’ve really never talked to girls, have you? |
| 目が合うだけで 意識しちゃうから | me ga au dake de ishiki shichau kara | ‘Cause you get all self-conscious just from your eyes meeting! |
| 偶然を装って | guuzen o yosootte | Even if you find a chance to talk to one, |
| 話す切っ掛け 見つけても | hanasu kikkake mitsukete mo | Feigning that it’s coincidental, |
| 脳内で描いてたシナリオと | nounai de egaiteta shinario to | As soon as the flow changes course |
| 違う流れになった途端に | chigau nagare ni natta totan ni | From the scenarios you pictured in your head, |
| 言葉が出てこなくなるんだろ | kotoba ga detekonaku naru ndaro | The words just won’t come out, right? |
| 分かるよ 僕もそうだから | wakaru yo boku mo sou dakara | I get it—I’m the same way. |
| 憧れを拗らせて | akogare o kojirasete | If you just keep aggravating your longing |
| 恋人たちを揶揄しては | koibitotachi o yayu shite wa | And making fun of couples, |
| 強がりと言い訳を | tsuyogari to iiwake o | What, will you then enjoy these days |
| 重ねる日々は楽しいか？ | kasaneru hibi wa tanoshii ka? | Of layering on bluffs and excuses? |
| 自分の弱さを全部 | jibun no yowasa o zenbu | What, you think you're gonna be able |
| 他人のせいにして | tanin no sei ni shite | To brag to someone about such a life |
| 逃げ回るような人生を | nigemawaru you na jinsei o | Of blaming all your weakness on other people |
| 誰かに誇れるか？ | dareka ni hokoreru ka? | And scurrying away like an insect? |
| ああ 本当は分かってるんだろう？ | aa hontou wa wakatteru ndarou? | Oh, you really get it now, don’t you? |
| ああ 今のままじゃダメだってことは | aa ima no mama ja dame da tte koto wa | Oh, you get that you completely suck as you are now. |
| なあ お前 | naa omae | Well, you, |
| お前女子と話したことないだろ | omae joshi to hanashita koto nai daro | You’ve really never talked to girls, have you? |
| 目が合うだけで テンパっちゃうから | me ga au dake de tenpacchau kara | ‘Cause your head goes blank just from your eyes meeting! |
| 期待して 夢を見て | kitai shite yume o mite | You have these hopes and dreams, |
| 理想ばっかり高くなるんだろ？ | risou bakkari takaku naru ndaro? | But only your ideals ever get higher, right? |
| 誰もが認めるような美人を | dare mo ga mitomeru you na bijin o | You're looking down on that pretty girl |
| 上から目線で評価して | ue kara mesen de hyouka shite | Who everyone approves of— |
| 酸っぱいぶどうの | suppai budou no | Yeah, keep telling yourself |
| 狐みたいに | kitsune mitai ni | You won the moral victory, |
| 負け惜しみばっかり言うんだろ | makeoshimi bakkari iu ndaro | You fox who couldn’t reach the sour grapes. |
| それであとを落ち込むんだろ | sore de ato o ochikomu ndaro | Now I guess you’ll be depressed for the rest of your life. |
| 分かるよ 僕もそうだから | wakaru yo boku mo sou dakara | I get it—I’m the same way. |
English translation by MeaningfulUsername, with edits by 25239x and Tackmyn Y.