おちゃめ機能 (Ochame Kinou)


Song title
"おちゃめ機能" Romaji: Ochame Kinou English: Mischievous Function
Original Upload Date
April 1, 2010
Singer
Kasane Teto
Producer(s)
LamazeP (music, lyrics) chinaru (illustration) Kikka (video)
Views
3,400,000+ (NN)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast (reprint)
Description The first UTAU song to hit a million views on Niconico Video.

Alternate Versions

吹っ切れた

Fukkireta

Upload date: May 9, 2010

Producer(s): LamazeP

NN

A video featuring Hattoushin dancing to an instrumental version of "Ochame Kinou" that has spawned many parodies.

Live orchestra version

Upload date: November 24, 2018

Featuring: Kasane Teto

Producer(s): Tokyo Philharmonic Orchestra

YT

An original piece performed at Miku Symphony 2018-2019. Video also includes Mimi no Aru Robot no Uta and Yoshiwara Lament.

Lyrics

Japanese	Romaji	English
いつでも　I love you.　君に　Take kiss me.	itsudemo I love you. kimi ni Take kiss me.	I love you always. I received a kiss from you.
忘れられないから　僕の大事なメモリー	wasurerarenai kara boku no daiji na memorii	I cannot forget this precious memory.
どら焼きは主食になれない	dorayaki wa shushoku ni narenai	If dorayaki cannot become my main diet,
ならば上書きしちゃえば　僕の思い通り	naraba uwagaki shichaeba boku no omoidoori	I'll just have to overwrite it my way.

ずっとそばで見てるよ　バックアップは任せて	zutto soba de miteru yo bakkuappu wa makasete	I'm always watching by your side, so leave the backup to me.
左から右へと　出来事があっちこっちどっち	hidari kara migi e to dekigoto ga acchi kocchi docchi	From left to right, events pop up everywhere.
君はここにいるの？　誕生日まだ先でしょ？	kimi wa koko ni iru no? baasudei mada saki desho?	Are you here right now? Is your birthday ahead?
いい加減に小指から　見えない糸主張しない	ii kagen ni koyubi kara mienai ito shuchou shinai	Don't claim you have the red thread of fate tied to your little finger.

乾いた心臓の音　淡いうわ言	kawaita shinzou no oto awai uwagoto	The sound of a dry heart, and the shallow ravings,
癪に障るなんて気にしてるからに決まってんじゃん	shaku ni sawaru nante ki ni shiteru kara ni kimatten jan	are obviously getting on my nerves and bothering me.
それでも信じて幸せになるように礼儀正しく	soredemo shinjite shiawase ni naru you ni reigi tadashiku	Still, I need to have faith, be mannerly and polite to become happy.
まずは些細な挨拶とこから	mazu wa sasai na aisatsu toko kara	For starters, how about this small greeting...
Are you ready ?

いつでも　I love you.　君に　Take kiss me.	itsudemo I love you. kimi ni Take kiss me.	I love you always. I received a kiss from you.
忘れられないから　僕の大事なメモリー	wasurerarenai kara boku no daiji na memorii	I cannot forget this precious memory.
どら焼きは主食になれない	dorayaki wa shushoku ni narenai	If dorayaki cannot become my main diet,
ならば上書きしちゃえば　僕の思い通り	naraba uwagaki shichaeba boku no omoidoori	I'll just have to overwrite it my way.
夢からピピピ覚めないで覚めないで	yume kara pipipi samenaide samenaide	Don't let the beeping wake me up from this dream.
ぬくもり逃げないでまだ朝は	nukumori nigenaide mada asa wa	I don't want to leave this warmth.
たっぷりあるからあと５分いや１０分待たせて	tappuri aru kara ato gofun iya juppun matasete	The morning is still long, so give me 5...no, 10 more minutes!

100年後続くなら　約束圧縮して	hyakunengo tsuzuku nara yakusoku asshuku shite	If this lasts for another 100 years, then let's compress our promise.
間違ったメールから　勘違いのテキパキテキ	machigatta meeru kara kanchigai no tekipakiteki	But I sent the email to the wrong person, and had a snappy misunderstanding.
ストローの咥え方　少しは違うでしょ？	sutoroo no kuwaekata sukoshi wa chigau desho?	Aren't the ways we drink from our straws slightly different?
見てみぬふりされた　世界が爆発しちゃう！！	miteminufuri sareta sekai ga bakuhatsu shichau!!	If everyone pretends not to notice, then the world will explode!!
調子に乗り出す　でもすぐに凹みだす	choushi ni noridasu demo sugu ni hekomidasu	I get carried away, but then immediately get shot down.
華麗な暴走誰が止めてくれますかベイベー	karei na bousou dare ga tomete kuremasu ka beibee	Who will put a stop to my magnificent rampage for me, baby?
ぶつかればまた新しい知識発掘	butsukareba mata atarashii chishiki hakkutsu	When I bump into something, I discover some new knowledge as well.
でも力尽きてしまえばそこまで	demo chikara tsukite shimaeba soko made	But I can't keep going if I get exhausted.
Oh my god !

いつでも　I love you.　君に　Take kiss me.	itsudemo I love you. kimi ni Take kiss me.	I love you always. I received a kiss from you.
お星様に願い事　叶えてくれますか	ohoshisama ni negaigoto kanaete kuremasu ka	Will my wish to the stars be granted?
地球の裏側まで　僕を運んで	chikyuu no uragawa made boku o hakonde	Carry me to the other side of Earth,
一番綺麗な花を探しに行くんだ	ichiban kirei na hana o sagashi ni ikun da	and let's go on a search for the most beautiful flower.
まだ君の熱い想いは想いは頬に伝う涙	mada kimi no atsui omoi wa omoi wa hoho ni tsutau namida	Your burning passion turns into tears on your cheeks.
雫は　胸に包んで　届けるよ空に	shizuku wa mune ni tsutsunde todokeru yo sora ni	I will hold your tear drops in my heart and send them into the sky.

いつでも　I love you.　君に　Take kiss me.	itsudemo I love you. kimi ni Take kiss me.	I love you always. I received a kiss from you.
お星様に願い事　叶えてくれますか	ohoshisama ni negaigoto kanaete kuremasu ka	Will my wish to the stars be granted?
地球の裏側まで　僕を運んで	chikyuu no uragawa made boku o hakonde	Carry me to the other side of Earth,
一番綺麗な花を探しに行くんだ	ichiban kirei na hana o sagashi ni ikun da	and let's go on a search for the most beautiful flower.
まだ君の熱い想いは想いは頬に伝う涙	mada kimi no atsui omoi wa omoi wa hoho ni tsutau namida	Your burning passion turns into tears on your cheeks.
雫は　胸に包んで　届けるよ空に	shizuku wa mune ni tsutsunde todokeru yo sora ni	I will hold your tear drops in my heart and send them into the sky.
いつでも　I love you.　君に　Take kiss me.	itsudemo I love you. kimi ni Take kiss me.	I love you always. I received a kiss from you.
忘れられないから　僕の大事なメモリー	wasurerarenai kara boku no daiji na memorii	I cannot forget this precious memory.
どら焼きは主食になれない	dorayaki wa shushoku ni narenai	If dorayaki cannot become my main diet,
ならば上書きしちゃえば　僕の思い通り	naraba uwagaki shichaeba boku no omoidoori	I'll just have to overwrite it my way.
夢からピピピ覚めないで覚めないで	yume kara pipipi samenaide samenaide	Don't let the beeping wake me up from this dream.
ぬくもり逃げないでまだ朝は	nukumori nigenaide mada asa wa	I don't want to leave this warmth.
たっぷりあるからあと５分いや１０分待たせて	tappuri aru kara ato gofun iya juppun matasete	The morning is still long, so give me 5...no, 10 more minutes!