おこちゃま戦争 (Okochama Sensou)

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Song title
"おこちゃま戦争" Romaji: Okochama Sensou English: Childish War Official English: Kiddie War
Original Upload Date
November 29, 2013
Singer
Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len
Producer(s)
Giga (music, arrange, mix) Reol (lyrics) Miwashiba (illustration) Okiku (video)
Views
3,600,000+ (NN), 18,000,000+ (YT)
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast
Description "There is no other battle fought more honorably. Yai Yai Yai Yai~tsu！(`o´)"

Alternative Versions

Wonderlands x Showtime × Kagamine Rin × Kagamine Len ver.

Upload date: January 23, 2024

Featuring: Tenma Tsukasa, Kusanagi Nene, Kagamine Rin, and Kagamine Len

YT (autogen)

Lyrics

Singer	Rin	Len	Both

Japanese	Romaji	English
昔々の　そのまた昔	mukashimukashi no sono mata mukashi	Once upon a time, a very long time ago,
とある貴族の　仲良しな兄弟	toaru kizoku no nakayoshi na kyoudai	there was a close pair, siblings of high nobility.
ry(以下略称)	ikaryakushou	The rest I’ll leave omitted.

「ちゃんとやれ！」	"chanto yare!"	"Do it properly!"

じいやが呼ぶ　席につけ　よーいどん！	jiiya ga yobu seki ni tsuke yooi don!	The butler calls out "Ascend to the throne! Ready, set, go!".
ナイフとフォークで　応戦いたしますの	naifu to fooku de ousen itashimasu no	I humbly accept the challenge with a knife and fork.
だって僕らは　ブルジョアの	datte bokura wa burujoa no	After all, we are bourgeois,
立派な　立派な　貴族様なんですですの	rippa na rippa na kizokusama nan desu desu no	splendid, utterly splendid aristocrats, yes we are.

ひれふせ愚民　君との違いを	hirefuse gumin kimi to no chigai o	Bow down, ignorant commoners.
ヴァイヴァイスロイ　見せてやるぜ	vaivaisuroi misete yaru ze	This viceroy shall show you your mistakes!
おい　まてまて　また勝手にそんな	oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna	Hey, wait, wait, yet again you try to bluff
見抜けるような　ハッタリかまして	minukeru you na hattari kamashite	like you can see through them as you please.

はーい　はーい　はい　はい	haai haai hai hai	Okay, okay, yes, yes
お兄様の仰せのままに（笑）	oniisama no oose no mama ni	it is as my brother commands! (haha)

あﾞーむかつくぜ！　まーじむかつくぜ！	aa mukatsuku ze! maaji mukatsuku ze!	Argh, I’m so annoyed! I’m seriously so annoyed!
兄に対して　生意気な態度	ani ni taishite namaiki na taido	At this impertinent attitude towards me.
閧(とき)の声　ゴングを鳴らせ	toki no koe gongu o narase	With a war cry, sound the gong!
ケンカ勃発で　宣戦布告	kenka boppatsu de sensenfukoku	With an outbreak of fights, it’s a proclamation of war.

悪戯(いたずら)して　悪ノリして	itazura shite warunori shite	I cause mischief, I get carried away with it,
ほら　ほら　煽(あお)ってく Style で	hora hora aotteku Style de	c’mon, c’mon, with an agitating style,
"大安売り"　買っちゃったら	"ooyasuuri" kachattara	for buying at this "Special Bargain Sale",
毎度ありがとうで　君の負け！	maido arigatou de kimi no make!	thank you for your continued patronage, you lose!

（っしゃぁ！）	(sshaa!)	(ssha!)

拙(つたな)い引き出しと	tsutanai hikidashi to	I decide with a crude retreat,
煽(あお)りあいの駆け引きでキメる	aoriai no kakehiki de kimeru	and an agitating strategy.
兄の威厳見せるため飴と飴	ani no igen miseru tame ame to ame	A candy and a candy to show my brotherly dignity.
火花散るチル両者の目と目	hibana chiru chiru ryousha no me to me	Sparks scatter, both of us eye to eye.
俺をだれだと思ってる	ore o dare da to omotteru	Who do you think I am!
くらえ！おれさまがルールブック▼	kurae! oresama ga ruurubukku	Take that! I am the rulebook.
へたれじゃない　ひよってない	hetare ja nai hiyottenai	I’m not incompetent, I’m not sitting on the fence.
ちょっと勇気が足りないだけ	chotto yuuki ga tarinai dake	It’s just that I don’t have enough courage.
さぁさぁみなさん　お手を拝借	saa saa minasan ote o haishaku	Now, now, everyone, may I borrow your hands?
当たり前だろ　余裕しゃくしゃく	atarimae daro yoyuu shaku shaku	It’s only natural that I’m calm and composed.
生まれながらにしてチート	umare nagara ni shite chiito	I cheat by nature.
やべぇ　煌めく人生がスタート	yabee kirameku jinsei ga sutaato	Oh no, glittering lives start.
当然です　見てみな　由緒は　ガチ勢	touzen desu mite mina yuisho wa gachizei	Look, everyone, our family lineage is serious military strength.
ハイ論破　ハイ論破　ハイ論破	hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa	Yes, I won the argument. Yes, I won the argument. Yes, I won the argument.
もらってくぜ　Vサイン	moratteku ze V sain	I’m receiving it, the V-sign.
イェイ！(ｖ＾―゜)♪	yei (ｖ＾―゜)♪	Yay! (ｖ＾―゜)♪

はーい　はーい　はい　はい	haai haai hai hai	Okay, okay, yes, yes
はなまる　よくできまちた☆	hanamaru yoku dekimachita ☆	Have a gold star for a job well done.☆

あﾞーむかつくぜ！　まーじむかつくぜ！	aa mukatsuku ze! maaji mukatsuku ze!	Argh, I’m so annoyed! I’m seriously so annoyed!
僕に向かって　減らず口なんざ	boku ni mukatte herazuguchi nanza	Such impudent talk towards me.
とっておきを　きみに見舞え	totteoki o kimi ni mimae	I’ll strike you with my best.
報復！制裁！挑発しちゃって	houfuku! seisai! chouhatsu shichatte	It’s retribution! It’s punishment! I’ll completely provoke you.

意地悪して　一枚上	ijiwaru shite ichimai ue	I act maliciously, I’m one step ahead of you.
チャンスは貰ってくスタンスで	chansu wa moratteku sutansu de	With this stance, I’m getting a chance.
痛恨ミス！あっちゃっちゃー	tsuukon misu! acchacchaa	A regretful miss! Uh oh, uh oh.
お生憎(あいにく)様だね　君の負け！	oainikusama da ne kimi no make!	How unfortunate for you. You lose!

（Yes!）

だけどキミ　キミだけが	dakedo kimi kimi dake ga	But you, only you,
（せいっ　やあっ　とおっ　やあっ　うっ　うっ　やあっ　はっ）	(sei' yaa' too' yaa' u' u' yaa' ha')	(Hiya! Yah! Cha! Yah! Uh! Uh! Yah! Ha!)
ボクに似合いのライバル	boku ni niai no raibaru	are a suitable rival for me.
（せいっ　やあっ　とおっ　やあっ　うっ　とおっ　やあっ　はっ）	(sei' yaa' too' yaa' u' too' yaa' ha')	(Hiya! Yah! Cha! Yah! Uh! Uh! Yah! Ha!)
オチるのも　凹んでんのも	ochiru no mo hekonden no mo	Because failing and being forced to yield
（うっ　はっ　せいっ　やあっ　やぁっ　せいっ　はっ）	(u' ha' sei' yaa' yaa' sei' ha')	(Uh! Ha! Hiya! Yah! Yah! Hiya! Ha!)
調子狂わされるから	choushi kuruwasareru kara	would drive me mad,
今宵も　てめーと　やい　やい　やい　やい	koyoi mo temee to yai yai yai yai	tonight with you, hey hey hey hey.

大体兄様がいつもそうやってナヨナヨしてるから	daitai niisama ga itsumo souyatte nayo nayo shiteru kara	Big brother, since you usually do all this about all of the time, being so weak,
僕が兄様の分まで積極的になってやってるんだよ	boku ga niisama no bun made sekkyokuteki ni natte yatteru nda yo	I am gonna become assertive enough for us both.
もう少し感謝してほしいね	mou sukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne	I want you to thank me a bit more.
年上のくせに全然頼りにならないお兄様とか名ばかりだよもう	toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai oniisama toka na bakari da yo mou	Even though he’s older, he’s not at all reliable, 'big brother' is just a name.
今日から僕が兄ね　これ決定！	kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei!	From today, I’m the big brother, okay? This is my decision!
ハイ決定	hai kettei	Yes, my decision!

お前がいつも一人で暴走するから	omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou suru kara	Since you always wildly run around by yourself,
オレが尻拭いせざるを得なくなるんだろうが	ore ga shirinugui sezaru o enaku naru ndarou ga	I can never avoid having to clean up after you.
あとオレは別にヘタレじゃない　慎重なだけだ	ato ore wa betsu ni hetare ja nai shinchou na dake da	I’m not really incompetent, I’m just prudent.
メイドたちも爺やも言ってたぞ	meidotachi mo jiiya mo itteta zo	All the maids and the butler too, have already said so.
ほんともう少し落ち着いてくれって	honto mou sukoshi ochitsuite kure tte	So really, please settle down a little bit for me, okay?
あﾞーもう！うるせぇ～	aa mou! urusee~	Argh, c’mon! Shut up.

あﾞーむかつくぜ！　まーじむかつくぜ！	aa mukatsuku ze! maaji mukatsuku ze!	Argh, I’m so annoyed! I’m seriously so annoyed!
憎まれ口は　おくちをチャック	nikumareguchi wa okuchi o chakku	Such abusive words, I’ll zip up your mouth!
閧(とき)の声　ゴングを鳴らせ	toki no koe gongu o narase	With a war cry, sound the gong!
次世代エンペラーは　この「僕だ！」「俺だ！」	jisedai no enperaa wa kono "boku da!" "ore da!"	The emperor of the next generation will be "Me!" "Me!"

悪戯(いたずら)して　悪ノリして	itazura shite warunori shite	I cause mischief, I get carried away with it,
ほら　ほら　煽(あお)ってく Style で	hora hora aotekku Style de	c’mon, c’mon, with an agitating style,
1から100　いただきます	ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu	I’ll humbly receive from 1 to 100.
毎度ありがとうで君のm･･･	maido arigatou de kimi no m…	Thank you for your continued patronage, you lo-
まさかの　ひ、引き分け！？	masaka no hi, hikiwake!?	This can’t be… It’s a d-draw!?

（えーっ）	(ee')	eh?