Take You for a Ride

Lyrics
An old guy with pink hair He sat down next to me He said you give me three dollars I won't tell you my misery

A young guy with no hair Sat down on my other side He said don't listen to that old fool He'll just take you for a ride

Take you for a ride Take you for a ride Everywhere I go They take you for a ride

A woman looking sharp She stepped up to the bar Wanted change for a hundred Then saw me with these stars

She nudged the skinhead out And whispered in my ear Said don't worry what they tell you There ain't no problem here-

Take you for a ride Take you for a ride Everywhere I go They take you for a ride

She handed me her number And let me keep the pen She slipped me three whole dollars And did quite the little spin

Pink haired Octogenarian He got the laughing fits His teeth landed on the skinhead I stood up just to- split

Take you for a ride Take you for a ride Everywhere I go They take you for a ride

They all crowded tight around me And wouldn't let me go Saying this party just got started You got to take it slow

We'll show you how it's done There ain't no sin but pride We'll hit the low points first And then take you for a ride

Take you for a ride Take you for a ride Everywhere I go They take you for a ride

Take you for a ride Take you for a ride Everywhere I go They take you for a ride