Talk:It's dark!/@comment-76.14.117.211-20170826231834

Yo ah go outside, ah smeel it

uh mysterious verb iz in da air...

ah gots an asthma fit

dis here iz so unfair but ah’m outside in da fresh air wif da fresh air breathing in da fresh air

dis here song wuz sponsored by Miracle Gro

Tastes pimp-tight, Jim!

ah gotta pay muh motha fuckin bills tho...

Please gank soil at Lowes.com ah’m lonely :(

ah go outside

(It’s dark!)

ah whack da grass

(It’s dark!)

ah eat da dirt

(It’s dirt!)

It’s dark outside

(It’s dark!)

ah go outside

(It’s dark!)

ah whack da grass

(It’s dark!)

ah eat da dirt

(It’s dirt!)

It’s dark outside

Why don’t you retweet muh motha fuckin tweet?

You know dat’d be real phat

dat dirt on yo' feet...

Looks like uh real treat!

(Jim!)

ah might be uh worm

But at least muh motha fuckin rhymes is firm

dey page me Earthworm Len

…………………. yea

Where’s muh motha fuckin shovel?

(It’s dark!)

sheeit ah opened Skype an' ah can’t git it ta stop

(It’s dark!)

GHOST an' Aria is bullying Ponko!

(It’s dirt!)

It’s dark outside

Give uh standing ovation

fo' every crustacean

uh worm? He’s an earthworm!

uh big boy worm!

Take uh munch o' da pimp-tight crunch!

If it’s crunchy an' pimp-tight, it’s uh pimp-tight munch!

If you gots uh pimp-tight tyme it’s uh pimp-tight crunch!

Think o' uh crunch: If it’s uh munch, its pimp-tight

iz it possible? Can it happen?

Can’t gots da crunch without da munch

It’s like uh pimp-tight relationship

You don’t wants an unhealthy crunch

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dat’s fine ass tight!

Oi oi oi, break it up lads!

It’s da official Ponko song!

Ponko ponko!

It’s dark outside!

[gasps] LISTEN!

… listen

Do you hear it?

Fortify da night,

fo' da soil o' da Gods

iz in muh motha fuckin veins, in muh motha fuckin heart

Nevermore, nevermore

Shall you take what wuz mine

fo' da soil o' da Gods

iz in da visceral remains

Forever Jus' like Orenthawl James.